Want to up your dork-cool quotient immensely? Be the first kid on your block to pick up a Segway Human Transporter, apparently now pre-orderable from Amazon for a mere $5k.

Of course, should you wish to get around the city with fewer people pointing and laughing, you might instead consider becoming the first kid on your block to own one of the new Vespa’s, available for about $4k a pop.

Either way, you’d better do it soon; owning a BMW is so 1999.