While I’m doubtless headed straight to hell myself, for those still in reach of salvation, check out Dr Kraw’s Guide to Better Living for Young Adults at Risk. As the good doctor says, “A ‘comdom’ [sic] (rubber prophylactic), is no protection of your morals!” And remember, “‘Rock And Roll’ is an enticing and exciting form of ‘Music’, BUT: It contains secret messages from the DEVIL HIMSELF!”

“What would your mother do if she knew you were giving your soul over to Beelzebub?” Mom?