Given the vast majority of web surfers who use it, Google holds amazing power in conferring expertise. Rank highly in the results for a search phrase and you’re, ipso facto, one of the foremost authorities on that topic. Which is why I glow with pride when I say that, over the past seven days, several hundred unique visitors have arrived at this humble site through the following search phrases (listed along with the site’s position in the results for that query):

• fat naked guys (#1)
• doctor phil (#2)
• urinal etiquette (#3)
• swanson hungry man (#5)
• naked old guys (#2)
• tony robbins pictures (#2)

I must admit, I am somewhat saddened to think that every single one of them likely left horribly disappointed.

Still, what amazes me most is that seven different people arrived this week through the Google query “hot dog carts“. As self-aggrandizement appears as the 111th search result, those seven people must really love them some hot dogs.