Escapades apparently occurring in my bed during the last few months (all during weeks when I was thousands of miles away from that bed):

• roommate one & his girlfriend
• roommate two & an exceedingly ugly girl
• roommate two & a much more attractive girl
• a girl I once hooked up with & some random other girl

Consequently, I’m buying new sheets.

The purchased set (courtesy of overstock.com: 310 thread-count cotton in subtle olive/khaki stripe pattern) should arrive by the end of the week, well in time to lend an ideal mise-en-sc