Due to a recent conversation with visiting out-of-town friends, I sat down to make a list of all the girls I’d kissed in my life. And, while I was moderately disturbed by the vagueness of a fair number of listings (‘UCLA volleyball player at Devin’s beach barbecue – possibly named Sarah’), I was even more disturbed to discover the high percentage of bloggers on the list. With a bit of reflection, however, that made good sense – as long as I can recall, I’ve always instantly developed a crush on any girl who writes unusually well.