This is a travesty. Less than ten posts in two months?

How hard is it to write this crap? I’ll tell you how hard: not very. Not very at all.

But, somehow, I still managed to fall completely out of the blogging habit. Now, the good old days, when this site was a regularly updated compendium of smarm and self-obsession in the City, are just distant memories.

For the past week or two, I was ready to admit defeat, to put this site out to pasture.

But then, I re-read some of the archives, and it reminded me, by God, I am a fucking genius.

So, I’m back. With a vengeance. To quote the post that kick-started me out of my last serious blogging breakdown, three years back:

“Yes, boys and girls, like a veritable phoenix rising from its digital ashes, the daily dose of vitriol returns.

“Sorry mom, but it’s cheaper than therapy.”