This clause was in a contract Cyan just finished drafting:

14) Headings. The headings of the paragraphs of this Note are inserted for convenience only and shall not be deemed to constitute a part hereof.

We therefore changed the clause to read:

14) Fishsticks. The headings of the paragraphs of this Note are inserted for convenience only and shall not be deemed to constitute a part hereof.

I am embarrassed to say we then laughed so hard as to almost wet ourselves.

Yes, we are losers.