Five days until our wedding, and the details are falling into place.

But, while I’m increasingly sure the wedding will be really excellent, I’m also increasingly sure that, if Jess and I had to do it again, we’d take a rather different tack.

Because, excellent or not, it will still be a wedding. And all our guests will have doubtless attended at least a couple of other weddings in the past.

So, the alternate plan:

Buy a case of vodka, a boombox, and a Lexus SUV. Find a cliff. Gather friends, family, vodka, and boombox below the cliff.

Then watch while someone drives the SUV off the cliff.

Far less work, far more memorable, and just about the same amount of money spent either way.