Salmagundi 1.0
[Old Salmagundi, resurrected for archival purposes:]
2010.11.01: PGA pro Ben Crane’s unforgettable ‘workout’ video.
2010.10.30: Teen idols, before and after.
2010.10.10: Google uses a self-driving car fleet.
2010.10.05: The Norton Project.
2010.09.28: This is a news website article about a scientific finding.
2010.09.20: CNN: What to do when body parts fall off.
2010.09.13: Password Reuse
2010.08.31: Drink or die!
2010.08.30: How to cook a bolognese sauce.
2010.08.30: Misleading Atari 2600 Box Art.
2010.08.07: Maslow’s hierarchy of robot needs.
2010.07.27: Watch the movie Primer for free.
2010.07.27: Girl hotness peaks at 31.
2010.07.21: One-star Amazon reviews of classic literature.
2010.07.16: Online dating lies.
2010.07.11: Debunking kitchen myths.
2010.06.07: The reoccurring prop newspaper.
2010.05.10: ‘Family values’ weaken families.
2010.05.01: Fun with secret questions & answers.
2010.04.28: Blame your allergies on global warming.
2010.04.26: My friend Colin started New York City’s first distillery since prohibition.
2010.04.08: Uncomfortable movie summaries.
2010.03.31: Scarface: The School Play
2010.03.29: Explaining the miracles of Passover.
2010.03.26: My friend Nic’s art in Wired.
2010.03.25: Or, why I graduated college.
2010.03.22:
Ben Folds improvizes to Chatroulette.
2010.03.10: Old Wired ads
2010.03.08: 8-Bit NYC
2010.03.07: Most awesome music video ever.
2010.03.06: How genetics works.
2010.03.06: Restaurant websites suck.
2010.03.01: Audiolizing the medalists’ leads.
2010.02.24: Reduce salt? Who the hell knows.
2010.01.12: Williamsurg: reality vs. real estate listing.
2010.01.08: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.
2009.12.22: Calvin & Hobbes snow art. [Via]
2009.12.16: Perfectly preheat your pan.
2009.12.15: Tips for the iPhone Dragon Dictation app.
2009.12.09: Disney’s Jewish American Princess.
2009.12.08: The biggest disappointments of the ’00s.
2009.12.01: Our hunger for cookbooks.
2009.11.23: Alcohol protects men’s hearts.
2009.11.16: Even vampires do CrossFit.
2009.11.12: Health care or Afghanistan?
2009.11.05: Google Suggest as window into the collective mind.
2009.10.18: Bubbles.
2009.10.15: Go for it on the fourth down.
2009.09.28: Vonnegut on style.
2009.08.29: Keep berries fresh.
2009.08.22: aM Laboratory
2009.07.13: Good dancers make the fittest mates.
2009.07.07: The film industry, in a nutshell.
2009.07.02: Don’t mug retired boxers.
2009.06.06: 25 and over.
2009.05.12: Exclamation points!
2009.05.07: Ko To Tamo Peva.
2009.04.27: The crimes of Ferris Buller.
2009.04.13: Green porno.
2009.04.06: Reversing tooth decay.
2009.04.06: Dance, Polly, dance!
2009.04.05: Deepleap, a word game.
2009.03.26: Where the Wild Things Are.
2009.03.25: Understand rap.
2009.03.23: Don’t mess with police dogs.
2009.03.23: Your doctor still knows shit about nutrition.
2009.03.23: Tails of Manhattan
2009.03.18: Scanwiches.
2009.03.15: The Nietzsche Family Circus.
2009.03.15: Twitter: validation of Sturgeon’s Law.
2009.03.07: Debt vs. GDP.
2009.03.06: My father on Fast Company TV.
2009.03.06: Urban camouflage.
2009.03.01: Time management statistics.
2009.02.19: Brass monkey.
2009.02.17: The Trilogy Meter.
2009.02.17: Oscars predictions by Mr. 538.com.
2009.01.31: The mystery of the yellow line.
2009.01.31: Maira Kalman on the inauguration.
2009.01.29: Gossip Girl vs. Sesame Street.
2009.01.26: Suddenly, Hollywood seems a conservative investment.
2009.01.24: Why diets fail.
2009.01.24: Cleansing: “a large quantity of excrement, both literally and figuratively.”
2009.01.24: Obama makes black test-takers score better.
2009.01.24: What do women want?
2009.01.24: Lego inauguration.
2009.01.15:
2009.01.12: Smarter men have more sperm.
2008.12.25: Chinese food on Christmas.
2008.12.17: On the wishlist: Burger King body spray.
2008.12.14: More time = shorter letter. [Via]
2008.12.12: A message from the auto industry.
2008.12.04: Prop 8, the Musical.
2008.11.22: Happy birthday, Keith!
2008.11.22: Romney on Detroit.
2008.11.21: Chicken head tracking.
2008.11.13: Liars Poker, redux.
2008.11.07: Rahm’s top five moments.
2008.11.04: 99 Bricks.
2008.11.03: The Candy Code.
2008.11.02: Ten reasons not to run marathons.
2008.10.27: World’s best music video.
2008.10.25: Wassup! Then, and now.
2008.10.17: Buffett says buy.
2008.10.13: Stronger = less likely to die.
2008.10.02: The money meltdown.
2008.09.28: Palin’s foreign policy credentials.
2008.09.25: World’s simplest weather report.
2008.09.25: Dominoes made of dominoes.
2008.09.23: Google Maps adds subway directions.
2008.09.16: Retirement is so last year.
2008.09.13: Every Photoshop filter, used in sequence.
2008.08.29: No shit.
2008.08.25: How design can save democracy.
2008.08.24: A better, fan-made Obama ad.
2008.08.22: What kind of fish, really?
2008.08.11: Drugstore athlete.
2008.08.10: Olympics tracker.
2008.07.29: Plead the fifth.
2008.07.11: iPhone or millionaire?
2008.06.30:
2008.06.30: Your brain knows way before your mind does.
2008.06.19:
2008.06.12:
2008.05.31:
2008.05.27: We Are the (Japanese) World.
2008.05.22:
Slow-motion punches in the face.
2008.05.22:
2008.05.11:
Word problems for future hedge fund managers.
2008.04.29:
Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.
2008.04.25:
Make your own Judd Apatow movie!
2008.04.24:
2008.04.22:
2008.04.16: Belly fat = bad news.
2008.04.16: Youngme / Nowme.
2008.04.03: 60-plus and ripped.
2008.04.03: Willpower.
2008.03.31: UTexas students plagiarize honor code.
2008.03.27: Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments.
2008.03.26: Bear naked.
2008.03.22: CrossFit in the NY Times, again.
2008.03.21: Giving makes us happy.
2008.03.13: Stand by your man.
2008.03.12: Hulu: movies, TV, free, legal and high res.
2008.03.11: Viagra now kosher for Passover.
2008.02.29: Feb. 29th = Pizza Party USA!
2008.02.19: The best films that never won Best Picture.
2008.02.18: CFNYC in the WSJ.
2008.02.17: Subprime explained.
2008.02.13: If Valentine’s Day cards were honest.
2008.02.01: Fukin’ Matt Damon.
2008.02.01: Time stops at Grand Central.
2008.02.01: Staying a step ahead of aging.
2008.01.28: One page art.
2008.01.28: Books that make you dumb.
2008.01.16: 40 essential Yiddish words.
2008.01.07: You’ve been misinformed.
2008.01.04: Removes and Prevents MGO (Male Genital Odors).
2008.01.01: Dreams of flying.
2007.12.28: Red wine fights colds.
2007.12.17: Rogue elf.
2007.12.12: Study at Yale. Online.
2007.12.11: Knowing words = feeding the hungry.
2007.12.05: Choose your candidate.
2007.11.29: Kurt Vonnegut.
2007.11.22: Soccer, while wearing binoculars.
2007.11.20: Five reasons to be thankful.
2007.11.16: New Yorkers: Do you know your subway ads?
2007.11.14: Men who look like old lesbians.
2007.11.13: Open Source Apartments.
2007.11.08: Wedgie-proof underpants.
2007.11.01: Even speed-walkers run when chased by samurais.
2007.10.31: Real Transformers.
2007.10.31: Fat people break Disneyland.
2007.10.29: Fashion advice.
2007.10.28: Fat women more jolly.
2007.10.20: Dumbledore is gay.
2007.10.17: Also, how to walk in New York.
2007.10.17: Subway exit compass.
2007.10.01: Fight age with muscle.
2007.10.01: Dining al fresco in NYC.
2007.08.22: “Life hacking” explained.
2007.08.08: NewsGrioer
2007.08.08: Diversity is bad.
2007.07.31: The five second rule.
2007.07.31: Pirates vs Ninjas.
2007.07.26: You can catch fat.
2007.07.24: Famous poems as limericks.
2007.07.20: Why I don’t allow comments.
2007.07.20: Survive a plane crash.
2007.07.11: Human Tetris.
2007.07.10: From: GEICO; To: Optimus Prime.
2007.07.05: Fake Steve Jobs talks online music.
2007.07.04: The U.S. citizenship test.
2007.06.28: Airline Complaint Letter.
2007.06.28: Best Sites for Cheap Flights.
2007.06.28: What the World Eats.
2007.06.26: Eldest Children Have Higher I.Q.s.
2007.06.24: Crazy, in Theremin.
2007.06.20: DailyLit.
2007.06.20: Greenskeeping.
2007.06.20: Learn some magic.
2007.06.19: 18 tricks to fool your body.
2007.06.18: We are the world.
2007.06.13: Judge sues for $65m over lost pants.
2007.06.11: Guitar Wars.
2007.06.04: How to talk to the press.
2007.05.22: Zen parable or just someone being cruel?
2007.05.22: The Traveler’s Dilemma.
2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.
2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.
2007.05.18: See you in Woodside.
2007.05.07: Acid + Crack + Roller Coaster.
2007.05.04: When computers chat.
2007.05.04: Peepee Teepee
2007.04.23: My 11-year-old cousin, Rolling Stone writer.
2007.04.18: SimpleWeather.
2007.04.18: Best talk show ever. [NSFW]
2007.04.17: Fast food: ads vs. reality.
2007.04.17: How to beat up an 8-year-old.
2007.04.12: Gay cars?
2007.04.12: RIP Kurt Vonnegut.
2007.04.10: Website for Miranda July’s new book.
2007.04.09: MADE: I Want To Be A Hipster.
2007.04.09: The world of Parkour.
2007.04.05: Internet Access CAPTCHAs.
2007.04.02: Internet April Fool’s recap.
2007.04.02: Men’s work wardrobe on a tight budget.
2007.03.31: Pastafarian suspended.
2007.03.29: April Fool’s pranks for nerds.
2007.03.29: Long story short.
2007.03.07: NY Mag mobile listings.
2007.02.21: Couples in the kitchen.
2007.02.17: Free TV online.
2007.02.17: Flight Patterns.
2007.02.14: Take a nap.
2007.02.13: Come intern for Cyan!
2007.02.11: Anna Nicole Smith, modern courtesan.
2007.02.06: Mac Ad: Security.
2007.01.29: Faking it at the water cooler: Super Bowl XLI.
2007.01.29: Unhappy Meals. (See also.)
2007.01.24: The Douche Card.
2007.01.21: The generic casserole recipe.
2007.01.20: Things My Boyfriend Says.
2007.01.19: Dr. Franklin’s Underarm Sweat Shields.
2007.01.12: Shake it off.
2007.01.08: Stem cells in amniotic fluid.
2007.01.05: Secrets of food photography.
2007.01.02: Joel Stein doesn’t care what you have to say.
2007.01.02: Modern Drunkard’s 86 Rules of Boozing.
2006.12.21: Blog-media cliches.
2006.12.12: In praise of chain stores.
2006.12.12: Re-dubbing the Christmas classics.
2006.12.12: Expectations change taste.
2006.12.09: The 2006 List of Lists.
2006.12.08: The Internet.
2006.12.08: The December 2006 movie preview.
2006.12.08: The top 50 music videos of 2006.
2006.12.07: Conservative Rabbis Allow ordained gays, same-sex unions.
2006.12.07: The Iraq Study Group’s Recommendations.
2006.12.06: Being Santa isn’t easy.
2006.12.05: NZ rugby team’s Maori war dance.
2006.12.04: Kina Lillet.
2006.12.04: Ancient Egyptians built Pyramids with concrete blocks.
2006.12.01: Recliners vs. Uprights.
2006.11.29: 100 top TV catchphrases.
2006.11.27: Lego bands.
2006.11.27: Riches and Hos.
2006.11.23: Diary of a turkey killer.
2006.11.20: The Top 40 Bands in America.
2006.11.18: The Game: 34 – 13.
2006.11.18: Snoop Dogg pet accessories.
2006.11.16: Looking at the Look Book.
2006.11.14: MAME OS X.
2006.11.07: Grand Theft Mario.
2006.11.06: 12 signs you drank too much last night.
2006.11.06: The Roberts Court takes on abortion.
2006.10.31: Trunk or Treat!
2006.10.31: The economics of Halloween.
2006.10.29: Post No Bills.
2006.10.29: Tragedy.
2006.10.24: Blogs bigger than Jesus.
2006.10.23: Khraigslist.
2006.10.23: Spicy Pony Head.
2006.10.23: Facial expressions are inherited.
2006.10.22: Taco Town. [YouTube]
2006.10.13: Jon Stewart is good.
2006.10.10: Bourbon & Brylcreem, a photoset.
2006.10.10: Three new
Mac ads.
2006.10.10: Stephen Colbert has America by the ballots.
2006.10.09: The biology of B-movie monsters.
2006.10.09: Opera on the cheap.
2006.10.09: Manhattanhenge.
2006.09.29: Shooting War.
2006.09.29: Marmaduke explained.
2006.09.28: Rock Paper Scissors World Championships.
2006.09.28: Dishwasher salmon.
2006.09.28: Screech Powers sex tape.
2006.09.24: Line Rider (and an astounding demo).
2006.09.22: Veritas Airlines.
2006.09.21: Blank keyboard.
2006.09.19: Business Bibs.
2006.09.11: Magnum Photos of 9/11.
2006.09.11: The New Yorker on neuroeconomics.
2006.09.11: Also testing Salmagundi. Movable Type rocks.
2006.09.06: BRINGO: Skip 1-800 phone trees.
2006.09.05: This email will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
2006.08.30: Magician Daniel Chesterfield.
2006.08.29: Hang your artwork without screwing it up.
2006.08.14: Dawn of the [knitted] Dead.
2006.08.12: Truth in Advertising.
2006.08.10: Undress in two seconds.
2006.08.09: Ten unintentionally worst company URLs.
2006.08.06:
Stupid Game Day! Orbox.
2006.08.04: Attractive couples more likely to have girls.
2006.08.04: OK Go on Treadmills.
2006.08.02: Reading is sexy.
2006.08.01: New York’s best cheap eats and best subway line.
2006.07.28: If you have a Mac, you need QuickSilver.
2006.07.28: Van Damm boogies.
2006.07.26: How not to act on J-Date.
2006.07.25: ‘Prophet’s Dilemma’.
2006.07.21: Cats that look like Hitler.
2006.07.19: The Big Lebowski – F_cking Short Version
2006.07.15: Dark Side of the Rainbow.
2006.07.14: OK Go – A Million Ways.
2006.07.13: The NY Times likes Ohio!
2006.07.13: Some dark thoughts on happiness.
2006.07.12: Multiplayer Asteroids.
2006.07.08: The Mario Tragedy.
2006.07.08: Animated knots.
2006.07.06: Richard Simmons on Who’s Line.
2006.07.04: The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.
2006.07.03: PornoTube. [Obviously NSFW]
2006.06.23: RETROBRICK.
2006.06.22: 1000 Arten ein Bier zu öffnen.
2006.06.21: Wal-Mart Jews.
2006.06.18: Lessons learned from dads.
2006.06.18: 3-year old loves Jim Lehrer’s ‘NewsHour’.
2006.06.17: Oral sex in accordand with God’s will.
2006.06.12: Coffee saves your liver.
2006.06.12: The kids-only ringtone. [MP3]
2006.06.06: The Monkey Chow Diaries.
2006.06.06: George Washington. [Video]
2006.06.05: Stephen Colbert’s commencement address.
2006.06.03: Mentos + Diet Coke = Bellagio water show
2006.06.01: California Academy of Tauromaquia.
2006.05.31: Visualizing websites as graphs, in real time.
2006.05.30: Ceiling Cat.
2006.05.30: “Solid Potato Salad”. [Video]
2006.05.30: Brainiac: Alkali metals. [Video]
2006.05.30: The egg came first.
2006.05.28: Women over 30 not too old to get married.
2006.05.25: Rules of the Internet.
2006.05.25: iCryptex.com
2006.05.24: Life in the fast-food lane.
2006.05.23: Females are size queens.
2006.05.19: 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. [Video]
2006.05.18: Thai specialty food.
2006.05.16: The Times-Picayune’s Chris Rose gives a commencement speech.
2006.05.15: Evolution of dance.
2006.05.14: Road trip photos.
2006.05.14: The origins of Mother’s Day.
2006.05.13: Gino Ginny.
2006.05.13: Sickipedia.
2006.05.11: Drunken monkeys.
2006.05.04: King Tut’s penis rediscovered.
2006.05.04: Shave everywhere.
2006.05.03: The Great Gatsby, by John Kenney
2006.05.03: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
2006.05.02: Get a Mac.
2006.05.01: Google Calendar tips.
2006.04.28: Superman is a dick.
2006.04.24: LASIK@Home
2006.04.20: National High Five Day! (
2006.04.19: Pinball Number Count.
2006.04.19: The Vice Guide to Russia.
2006.04.18: 4.18.06: Centennial of SF’s Great Quake.
2006.04.17: Licking your toilet seat: healthier than typing on your keyboard.
2006.04.17: TV Turnoff Week 2006.
2006.04.15: Samurai Kittens.
2006.04.13: Titanic: The Sequel.
2006.04.12: Airigami.
2006.04.10: NYTimes dumbs down headlines for Google.
2006.04.10: Doormen? No thanks.
2006.04.10: Christians sue for right to hate.
2006.04.07: Cabspotting.
2006.04.05: Cyan’s next release: The Oh in Ohio
2006.04.05: Cooking with Peeps.
2006.04.05: Macs run Windows.
2006.03.31: Things to do with Michael Jackson’s credit card.
2006.03.30: iGoatse.
2006.03.28: Superheroues on the toilet.
2006.03.27: Urinal games.
2006.03.27: All Politics is Thymotic.
2006.03.23: New York: home of the nation’s dirtiest air.
2006.03.23: Beards are in.
2006.03.17: Snakes on a Plane: the official trailer.
2006.03.17: The Aural Times
2006.03.15: Ambien zombies.
2006.03.07: Dueling octopus.
2006.03.07: As feared: Blazers & Bling.
2006.03.06: Petition: Recall The Selection of Crash For Best Picture
2006.03.03: Balloon hats of the world.
2006.03.03: People proving theorems while wearing sarongs.
2006.03.01: Knock down dominoes.
2006.03.01: Get a hidden passage for your home.
2006.02.28: Why do people like MySpace?
2006.02.28: How to eat sushi, a video.
2006.02.27: Animaux.
2006.02.27: H&R Block screws up its taxes.
2006.02.27: How to tell if your professor has a liberal bias.
2006.02.24: Sustainable giving: make direct small-business loans to developing countries.
2006.02.22: The inventor of flash mobs tears hipsters a new asshole.
2006.02.21: 50 gayest / manliest things.
2006.02.21: Ending homelessness.
2006.02.17: National Geographic on love.
2006.02.16: Israeli Anti-Semitic Cartoons Contest
2006.02.16: Dork mash-up: Chuck Norris / Web 2.0 facts.
2006.02.14: The Lego Suicides.
2006.02.14: Fridgehenge: in Google Maps or music videos.
2006.02.13: New record!
2006.02.12: Star Wars Valentines
2006.02.12: Top Gear: Trashed Toyota
2006.02.10: World Press Photo’s best of 2006.
2006.02.10: David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling.
2006.02.08: Willywarmers.
2006.02.06: Superbowl commercials.
2006.02.03: Buy your own island.
2006.02.01: A treasury of macrame owls.
2006.02.01: Five Blades! In 2006 and 2004.
2006.01.31: A digital pop-up book: BustoBot.
2006.01.20: Double your sex life: get rid of your TV.
2006.01.20: Men like revenge.
2006.01.20: The Idiotarod.
2006.01.18: Trader Joe’s hits NYC.
2006.01.18: Company name etymologies.
2006.01.10: Tracking misspellings: The Aargh Page.
2006.01.09: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen.
2006.01.09: How to kill a lobster.
2006.01.08: Motherload.
2006.01.07: Another article on Crossfit, though this one doesn’t make us sound like wack-jobs.
2006.01.06: Schadenfreude: Anti-gay pastor arrested for soliciting gay sex.
2006.01.04: How to make snow days.
2006.01.04: The economics of movie theaters.
2006.01.02: You gotta have grit.
2006.01.01: IMSDb: The Internet Movie Script Database.
2005.12.30: Do you get less wet if you run in the rain?
2005.12.21: Knitta, please!
2005.12.19: The Chronic of Narnia. [Video]
2005.12.12: Fuck. Richard Pryor dies at 65.
2005.12.12: Artists have more sex.
2005.12.08: Holiday gifts for kids you don’t really like.
2005.12.07: Playboy. In Braille.
2005.12.07: Ricky Gervais’ podcast.
2005.12.06: The 12 Days of Kitschmas.
2005.12.06: How to make a hip end of the year ‘best albums’ list.
2005.12.05: Mom was right: cold can cause colds.
2005.12.05: Don’t mess with old ladies. [Video]
2005.12.04: The Citizen’s Guide to Refusing New York Subway Searches.
2005.12.03: Baby Bush Toys: brain food for the average child.
2005.12.01: Rare Exports, Inc.: hunting rare Santa Clauses. [Download the .mov]
2005.11.30: The Mp3 Experiment 2.0.
2005.11.30: The Best Word Book Ever: 1963 vs. 1991.
2005.11.24: Training for Macy’s Day Parade balloon handlers.
2005.11.23: Answering magazine-cover questions.
2005.11.18: Ignore this. Just troubleshooting.
2005.11.17: How to tell when a relationship is over – in 90 seconds.
2005.11.15: Secrets of the Haunted Mansion.
2005.11.14: Sarah Silveman, irony maiden.
2005.11.09: Backstreet Boys + Chinese College Kids = Video Hilarity.
2005.11.03: Panexa: excellent drug ad satire.
2005.11.02: The Legend of Jack Handy.
2005.10.31: Carlton Draught’s BIG AD.
2005.10.28: Sure, anyone can join NaNoWriMo, but can you handle NaDruWriNi?
2005.10.25: Calvin and Hobbes’ snow art.
2005.10.25: Classics for illiterates.
2005.10.25: The longest list of the longest stuff at the longest domain name.
2005.10.24: Global peace breaks out, no one notices.
2005.10.24: Lone Star Statements.
2005.10.21: Optical illusion.
2005.10.14: Shoot a long exposure and toss your camera in the air.
2005.10.13: Bald baboon.
2005.10.13: “Nerd Porn Auteur”
2005.10.12: Back when Dennis was actually a menace.
2005.10.11: Lebowski Fest comes to NYC.
2005.10.10: Adventures of an International Male.
2005.10.10: Bush! Crony Jobs.
2005.09.30: Van Morrison’s contractual obligation album.
2005.09.28: Better to buy or rent?
2005.09.27: Romanians seem to have bad luck with their penises.
2005.09.25: Learn to pronounce and spell right.
2005.09.22: Inflatable pub.
2005.09.22: JetBlue passengers watch news of their flight’s landing gear malfunction on seat-back TV.
2005.09.21: How to dress like an agent.
2005.09.20: The Science of Swearing.
2005.09.19: RPS – 15.
2005.09.19: How much New Yorkers make.
2005.09.06: Dinosaurs were fluffy.
2005.08.29: Pencil Revolution: a blog about pencils.
2005.08.18: Wikipedia on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2005.08.18: 10 reasons to not run a marathon.
2005.08.17: Ebert bitch-slaps Deuce Bigalow
2005.08.16: Man dies from horse sex.
2005.08.16: Porn makes you blind.
2005.08.01: Is the Aristocrats a brilliant hoax?
2005.08.01: The Brick Testament.
2005.07.26: Where to drink cheap in NYC.
2005.07.25: What would happen if Roe v. Wade were overturned?
2005.07.18: Thor rolls a joint.
2005.07.18: Twelve unmade sequels to Dances With Wolves.
2005.07.12: The Brick Testament.
2005.07.12: Preview reel from the Found Footage Film Festival.
2005.07.11: Bar Mitzvah highlight reel.
2005.07.11: Planarity.
2005.07.11: Super Timor!
2005.07.07: Patches, the domesticated pony.
2005.07.07: The wonderful world of airline napkins.
2005.07.07: Swimsuit models on The Price is Right.
2005.07.05: Snip the tip and reduce AIDS risk by 70%.
2005.07.05: Exciting links for boring days.
2005.07.03: Get in shape: come work out at the new CrossFit NYC.
2005.06.30: I Hate Horses – The Blog.
[NSFW]
2005.06.27: New York Beaches you can get to from Manhattan without a car.
2005.06.26: Film’s best death rays.
2005.06.16: On stealing music.
2005.06.16: Bands in matching outfits.
2005.06.16: “Conversations with my wife about Star Wars.”
2005.06.15: Wikipedia entry on “rocking the house”
2005.06.14: The writing’s on the stall.
2005.06.13: Google Will Eat Itself.
2005.06.13: Urban camping in Times Square
2005.06.13: IM hits Hollywood.
2005.06.09: Eat more cinnamon.
2005.06.08: Free Beethoven.
2005.06.07: David Sedaris on airline seating and crosswords,
2005.06.07: Alien-abducted children’s drawings, plus how to prevent alien abduction.
2005.06.06: Torah tech.
2005.05.31: Toilets for the plus-sized.
2005.05.27: How to bitch-slap creationists.
2005.05.26: Scrolling LED Belt Buckle.
2005.05.26: The Phallic Logo Awards.
2005.05.25: Stunt City.
2005.05.25: Tony the Tiger goes silent.
2005.05.24: How to Perform Strong Man Stunts.
2005.05.24: Get some sun to ward off cancer.
2005.05.23: The (political) science of salt.
2005.05.18: Practical Elephant Management.
2005.05.18: The Last Star Wars Supper.
2005.05.18: A final trailer: March of the Penguins.
2005.05.17: My trailer spree continues: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
2005.05.12: How to go to the orchestra.
2005.05.12: Narnia trailer
2005.05.09: Mind-blowing sand sculptures.
2005.05.05: Giving up on books.
2005.05.05: The Scorched Earth Party.
2005.05.05: Everything’s Coming Up Rosie: liveblogging and
montage.
2005.05.04: Cup-A-Cake.
2005.05.04: no fury like a woman scorned.
2005.05.03: Ugly kids less loved by their parents.
2005.04.29: PostSecret.
2005.04.28: Paper Napkin.
2005.04.25: 54 optical illusions.
2005.04.19: Dihydrogen Monoxide: pro and con.
2005.04.19: Jokes with realistic endings.
2005.04.19: A Passover comic
2005.04.18: My friend / trainee Jenny won the NJ marathon.
2005.04.15: So very wrong: bukkake cookies [SFW]
2005.04.15: Ask Meta on good toasts.
2005.04.12: What’s on W’s iPod?
2005.04.12: How to spell a sneeze.
2005.04.12: Collected research on tipping.
2005.04.10: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Nutritional Programs.
2005.04.07: Gender differences on IM.
2005.04.07: Paying more to eat less.
2005.04.07: The final scene of Seven, performed by stuffed animals.
2005.04.06: Playlist Anxiety.
2005.04.05: The (Annotated) New York Times.
2005.04.05: Starbucks Delocator.
2005.04.05: Google Maps adds unbelievable satellite view.
2005.04.04: The Man Scouts vs. The Man Scouts [NSFW].
2005.04.04: Teen study vindicates Clinton.
2005.03.30: The World Beard and Moustache Championships.
2005.03.30: I’m the newest addition to CrossFit’s Muscle-up Club, having managed to grind out a muscle-up.
2005.03.29: Clocky: an alarm clock for snooze button abusers.
2005.03.29: Mr. Roger’s Dartmouth commencement address.
2005.03.27: Extra! Extra! S-A attacked by aliens!
2005.03.25: You owe it to them after all those downloads: Help the Decemberists.
2005.03.25: Turn your cell phone into a home phone.
2005.03.23: The Credit Card Prank, Part Two.
2005.03.22: Friendster: The Movie.
2005.03.21: Get an MBA, Good Will Hunting style.
2005.03.20: Street brawlers: how many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
2005.03.20: The inside scoop on being a bike messenger.
2005.03.18: Research on the advantages of being short.
2005.03.17: St. Patrick’s Day planner.
2005.03.17: Angry bed positions. (SFW)
2005.03.17: Freebird!
2005.03.15: Interview with entrepreneur Fred Gratzon, world’s laziest man.
2005.03.10: Write better emails.
2005.03.09: 101 zen stories.
2005.03.09: Veteran designer Milton Glaser’s rules for life.
2005.03.07: Help needed: name Aubrey’s dog.
2005.03.07: Had to be posted: NY Mag’s Best of New York
2005.03.06: How to destroy the earth.
2005.03.05: Twinoo:
a video game face-off between the two halves of your brain.
2005.03.05: Ribbons to support ribbons!
2005.03.05: Celebrities blinking.
2005.03.04: Flirting via iTunes.
2005.03.03: A great resource for students looking to attain scholarships.
2005.03.02: Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Pirated MP3s.
2005.02.28: Science says: you reall should ‘sleep on it’.
2005.02.27: Great story on John Gilmore’s fight against I.D.
2005.02.26: Empathy and our monkey brains.
2005.02.25: Finding The A-team.
2005.02.24: Superheroes + Office Space = This Place Sucks
2005.02.24: The unwritten rules of Oscar.
2005.02.23: If your browser lacks bling: the PimpZilla Firefox theme.
2005.02.22: Every Calvin and Hobbes, ever.
2005.02.19: What every McDonald’s needs: a bathroom attendant.
2005.02.19: Abstinence-only education: Iron Hymen and Sex is for FAGS!
2005.02.18: Step aside Christo: The Somerville Gates.
2005.02.16: A collection of 24 great household tips.
2005.02.16: Research says internet dating actually works.
2005.02.14: Men: Feel left out by Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry, becauseSteak and BJ Day is just a month away.
2005.02.11: Photos on Flickr of Christo’s ‘The Gates’.
2005.02.09: Cook & Tell: Confessions of a Kitchen Romeo.
2005.02.08: Consumer Reports rates condoms.
2005.02.08: The amazing, new Google Maps.
2005.02.07: Spamusement!
2005.02.07: Pre-halftime show notes from the NFL to Paul McCartney.
2005.02.03: Techniques for cutting different vegetables.
2005.02.03: Bedtime music helps you sleep better.
2005.02.02: The ever-popular State of the Union Address Drinking Game, 2005.
2005.02.02: A screensaver made from computer dreams: electric sheep.
2005.01.31: Squashed philosophers.
2005.01.31: Facts on farts.
2005.01.31: Top 100 NYC cheap eats.
2005.01.27: Meet urologist Dick Chopp.
2005.01.27: In what gender do you write?
2005.01.25: Sexual equality in topless sunbathing. (Work-safe.)
2005.01.18: what if…
2005.01.17: At what temperature does vodka freeze?
2005.01.17: A Perfect Day for Bananafish
2005.01.17: Postal experiments.
2005.01.17: Fifty tools to improve your writing.
2005.01.17: Movie cliches.
2005.01.15: Terry Gilliam + Rube Goldberg + Flash = Treasure Box.
2005.01.14: I learned to write prettily by copying this.
2005.01.11: Now you don’t have to read the comics; he’ll do it for you.
2005.01.11: The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists vs. Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle
2005.01.10: Ceerleader Toss.
2005.01.10: McShwarma.
2005.01.10: With Payola on its last legs, will radio get worse?
2005.01.10: Cooking for Engineers.
2005.01.06: Cameramail
2005.01.04: Where the hell is ILYW?
2005.01.03: 867-5309
2005.01.03: Clever devils get the bird.
2005.01.03: “Misused” quotation marks.
2004.12.31: For old times’ sake, 20 facts about voting in the USA.
2004.12.31: This just in: tourists are idiots.
2004.12.26: Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.
2004.12.23: Brilliant: Planned Parenthood turns pickets into pledges.
2004.12.22: Listen to pi.
2004.12.22: The Graphing Calculator story.
2004.12.18: The May Day Mystery.
2004.12.17: Reflex, a dangerously addictive little game.
2004.12.16: Why everything tastes like chicken.
2004.12.15: The best boy-band ever: boy o boy
2004.12.14: PubSub: adjudicating the internet popularity contest.
2004.12.12: Read this now: If we all hate consumerism, how come we can’t stop shopping?
2004.12.08: Buy your beard now.
2004.12.08: Offensively recaptioned spidey comics. (Click reload to rotate.)
2004.12.08: An interview with the always articulate Sarah B.
2004.12.04: Men: The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic’s Guide to Holiday Romance
2004.12.01: This is about self-reference.
2004.11.30: Elmore Leonard on writing.
2004.11.30: Why Yale is better than Harvard.
2004.11.28: Blogexplosion: “the internet’s first blog exchange.”
2004.11.28: Do It Now.
2004.11.26: What to buy a man who has everything? A penis cravat.
2004.11.25: Protect your banana.
2004.11.23: Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks.
2004.11.22: Curious what the lyrics mean?
2004.11.22: Dating website dumps serial shagger.
2004.11.22: Gallup says: only 1/3 of US believes in evolution. Oy vey.
2004.11.19: Daily Show exec. producer Ben Karlin.
2004.11.19: Count the stars: 12MANY.
2004.11.19: An interview with Israel’s chief interrogator.
2004.11.19: What to do when your co-worker is away.
2004.11.18: How to call shotgun.
2004.11.17: Oy gevalt: Yiddish lit with Dick and Jane.
2004.11.17: Punctuation substitution for undercover hate mail.
2004.11.16: Explaining attraction: the Ladder Theory.
2004.11.15: RoboDump 1.0.
2004.11.15: Unnatural selection.
2004.11.11: Fast Company weighs in on what’s next.
2004.11.11: Does balanced coverage promote bad science?
2004.11.10: Bad 80’s sweaters.
2004.11.10: Fuck the South.
2004.11.06: NBA fines Mavs owner Mark Cuban for blogging.
2004.11.05: Feed your brain: The Dictionary of the History of Ideas.
2004.11.05: Remind me why we didn’t let the South secede?
2004.11.04: America: Red & Blue or Purple?
2004.11.04: My industry, making me ‘proud’ as usual.
2004.11.03: Schwarzenegger ’08?
2004.11.03: 5 stages.
2004.11.03: Rappers’ real names.
2004.11.02: Florida off to a good start.
2004.11.01: For the 3 remaining undecideds: even the Economist is endorsing Kerry.
2004.11.01: 2004’s scariest Halloween costumes.
2004.11.01: Best. Warning Sign. Ever.
2004.10.28: God I wish these came in adult sizes.
2004.10.28: Why women date assholes, in Venn diagram.
2004.10.24: How to lace your shoes.
2004.10.23: LED porn. [nsfw]
2004.10.20: Ten years back vs. now: ow Bush’s debate skills have declined.
2004.10.20: Republican for Kerry? You’re in good company.
2004.10.19: Turn off the TV. Any TV.
2004.10.19: Attaching material ‘a’ to material ‘b’? Choose the right glue.
2004.10.18: George W. Bush: Without a Doubt.
2004.10.18: Jon Stewart takes it to Crossfire. As video or text.
2004.10.14: Bill O’Reilly. Sexually harassing hypocrite.
2004.10.12: All you need is a camera and some loose skin.
2004.10.12: Econ professors pen an open letter to the president.
2004.10.10: This is, basically, what my brother and his roommates actually do.
2004.10.08: Two sides of an issue from one politician.
2004.10.08: Is Bush wearing a wire in the debates?
2004.10.07: Ten Mistakes Writers Don’t See (But Can Easily Fix When They Do)
2004.10.07: Big business from small hits? Taking advantage of the long tail.
2004.10.07: A quick video recap of the Republican National Convention.
2004.10.07: The urinal etiquette of peeing with Bill Gates.
2004.09.20: I found some of your life
2004.09.08: The curse of Dick Cheney.
2004.09.08: Why the truth matters.
2004.09.06: Some real inventions that were predicted in sci-fi.
2004.09.03: Bush, by the numbers.
2004.09.02: Kill Bill, Vol. 1, in ASCI.
2004.09.01: RNC diary of a strip-club waitress.
2004.09.01: Debunking Giuliani’s and Schwarzenegger’s speeches.
2004.08.30: Happy tenth birthday, Wonderbra.
2004.08.29: “Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
2004.08.18: Doing a Lynndie,
2004.08.17: Seven brief interviews with Woody Allen.
2004.08.14: How not to buy happiness
2004.08.08: Add it early to your Christmas wish list: The Retro-Incabulator. [.wmv]
2004.08.06: Dscrediting Swift Boat Vet for Truth.
2004.08.06: Ever wonder what Alvin, Simon & Theodore would sound like, slowed down to normal speed? Now you know.
2004.08.05: Time for New York to secede from the Union.
2004.07.30: Jerry Falwell to give the Republican Convention opening prayer.
2004.07.29: Will Ferrell as George Bush in White House West.
2004.07.29: Ali G’s Harvard commencement speech.
2004.07.28: In a bipartisan show of support, the blue-skewing folks at Slice present G.O.Pizza, with tips for delegates on how to order and hold real New York pizza.
2004.07.26: Webloggers on the inside at the Democratic National Convention.
2004.07.26: Get fired up for the next Jackie Chan, in this hit Japanese film, coming to US late fall. (Impressive: no stunt wires or CGI were used.)
2004.07.23: Crosby/Nash ’04: “We’ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.”
2004.07.22: Video for the wonderful Iron & Wine’s Naked as We Came.
2004.07.22: Schedule angioplasty later in the day, then stop in and drink some donuts.
2004.07.21: Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.
2004.07.21: Cheney vs. Leahy, the untold story.
2004.07.20: Google, circa 1960.
2004.07.19: Wish your apartment could smell like a diner all the time? Now it can.
2004.07.19: Which ethical philosopher most closely represents your views?
2004.07.18: An incredibly choregoraphed bit of synchronized video game dancing.
2004.07.17: Amazon users review My Pet Goat.
2004.07.17: Blockbuster gets ready to take on Netflix.
2004.07.16: What W is not, in his own words.
2004.07.15: Possible follow-up songs for one-hit wonders.
2004.07.14: An ‘essay’ about Walt Whitman from a disgruntled honors English student.
2004.07.14: Thoughtful weblogging by the Incredible Hulk.
2004.07.12: In answer to critics, Michael Moore provides a rather extensive list of Fahrenheit 9/11 fact-checks.
2004.07.08: What politicians are your favorite celebs funding?
2004.07.06: More fine reporting from the brilliant folks at the NY Post.
2004.07.06: Just when you think marketing stupidity has reached its peak, someone comes up with ass-vertising. (Possibly NSFW)
2004.07.04: Hone your search skills with the handy Google Guide.
2004.07.02: Fortunately for me, dorks are the new hotness.
2004.06.30: Jon Stewart chats it up on Larry King Live.
2004.06.29: Bush bitch-slapped by the Supreme Court and Chirac.
2004.06.28: Paradoxically, abortions get Republicans elected.
2004.06.28: A quick blast from Internet past: Ted the Tool’s Guide to Lock Picking.
2004.06.28: The New York sex industry gears up for the Republican Convention, family values be damned.
2004.06.26: Star Wars + Office Space = Office Space Wars. (30mb .wmv)
2004.06.26: “The Parasite Pals give some irritation but much fun and love is to be shared.”
2004.06.24: Since top-100 lists are for pansies, the NY Times weighs in with a list of the 1,000 best movies ever made.
2004.06.22: Tearing apart a recent book on punctuation for, among other reasons, poor punctuation.
2004.06.18: To rewrite the O.E. Dictionary,
in a manner less haute literary,
OEDILF
kicks
words into limericks,
defining them so well it’s scary.
2004.06.18: Restaurant Week’s a comin’ – reserve a table now.
2004.06.17: A very useful post on Ask MeFi about how to kill people and dispose of their bodies.
2004.06.16: Paul Ford explains why it’s tough to be a geek.
2004.06.15: After analyzing thousands of Pitchfork music reviews, a computer scientist writes songs the reviewers are bound to like.
2004.06.12: 1. For every subject, there are only two things you really need to know.
2. Everything else is just the application of those two things.
2004.06.12: Not only can money not buy you happiness, it apparently can’t even buy you sex.
2004.06.07: With the power of Google Answers, debunking a popular trivia email forward.
2004.06.07: Expanding the investigative power of the documentary film form, here comes Combover, the Movie.
2004.06.07: In a pleasant surprise, the much-deserving Avenue Q takes the Tony for Best Musical.
2004.06.06: Looking back at the top ten stupid memes that have swept across the internet.
2004.06.06: A classic geek game, Petals Around the Rose has frustrated some of technology’s best minds. Try it yourself.
2004.06.04: In prime form, Viceland explains why STDs aren’t so scary after all.
2004.06.04: One of the greatest commercials, ever.
2004.06.03: Now that summer fruits and veggies are here, pack your freezer full for year-round healthy eating.
2004.06.03: A panel of leading economists suggests a priority order for addressing the world’s social problems, in an effort to focus the attack on those areas most likely to yield the largest advances from our often resource-limited efforts.
2004.06.02: The lovely Bazima tallies the notches on her bedpost.
2004.06.02: While stem cell research is steeped in controversy, very few people have moral problems with fertility clinics, which use nearly identical techniques.
2004.06.01: While many have idly speculated, the Museum of Hoaxes seems to be the first to lay out a convincing argument for the secret identity of Hollywood blogger Rance.
2004.06.01: “Things That Might Fly If You Put Enough Rockets on Them”, and other important topics, discussed monthly at Dorkbot.
2004.06.01: Do tiny crustaceans, called copepods, make NYC tap water not kosher?
2004.06.01: Sadly, your favorite musician has shitty taste.
2004.06.01: Always wanted to become an l33t hacker? Here’s everything you need to know.
2004.06.01: how to seem smarter
2004.05.31: daily da vinci
2004.05.28: red dotss
2004.05.27: potential vp’s
2004.05.27: play pump and
2004.05.26: innumeracy
2004.05.26: gore speaks
2004.05.26: how public is npr?
2004.05.26: cookie mongoloid
2004.05.25: toyota concept car
2004.05.25: google bomb list
2004.05.24: bush: the jesus factor
2004.05.20: troy, abridged
2004.05.20: cornstarch [wmv]
2004.05.20: bitch hit my truck
2004.05.20: pin-up cartoons
2004.05.19: the bunion
2004.05.19: jon stewart speech
2004.05.19: cover letter tips
2004.05.19: hands-free panda
2004.05.18: the tyranny of email
2004.05.18: no sex, no babies
2004.05.18: gay marriage
2004.05.18: fifty word fiction
2004.05.18: name that candybar
2004.05.17: japanese ice cream
2004.05.17: dining on everest
2004.05.17: people i have written on
2004.05.16: world sexual records
2004.05.14: the incredibles trailer
2004.05.14: toks, inc.
2004.05.14: anti-hiv virus
2004.05.13: bush/giuliani?
2004.05.13: johnkerryisadouchebagbut
imvotingforhimanyway.com
2004.05.13: junk dna
2004.05.13: reading with the enemy
2004.05.13: zimbardo & abu ghraib
2004.05.12: 532875 joshuas
2004.05.12: minimalist flashlight
2004.05.12: infinite number of monkeys
2004.05.11: manhattan waiter
2004.05.11: zogby calls kerry
2004.05.11: hatfield-mccoy photos
2004.05.11: un-redacting
2004.05.10: la phil plays final fantasy
2004.05.10: teatro dei bugiardi
2004.05.10: suburban lofts
2004.05.10: camera phone tips
2004.05.08: internet entendre
2004.05.08: skip lunch fight hunger
2004.05.07: researching happiness
2004.05.07: staying with scientologists
2004.05.06: morons for bush
2004.05.06: infinite cat project
2004.05.06: see the gorilla?
2004.05.04: shining with bunnies
2004.05.04: hair
2004.05.04: cells are new cars
2004.05.04: understanding colds
2004.05.03: digging a hole
2004.05.03: sex in film
2004.05.03: kerryoke
2004.05.02: gunther
2004.05.02: foreign commercials
2004.05.02: johnny cash monkey
2004.05.01: pac manhattan
2004.05.01: bananaphone
2004.05.01: pocketbikes
2004.05.01: barroom photography
2004.04.30: marshmallows at lightspeed
2004.04.30: kikkoman flash
2004.04.30: asl dictionary
2004.04.29: mario saga, pt. 4
2004.04.29: squirrel on atkins
2004.04.29: stupid movie physics
2004.04.29: syntehtic life
2004.04.29: gps drawing
2004.04.29: grilling valenti
2004.04.28: word oddities
2004.04.28: nicosphere 3000
2004.04.27: good wife’s guide
2004.04.27: lincoln convention
2004.04.27: ebay wedding dress
2004.04.27: otoftc
2004.04.27: free ice cream (also)
2004.04.27: making good mp3s
2004.04.26: pinhole photo day
2004.04.25: the value of good sex
2004.04.25: hey crackhead
2004.04.24: handy phrasebook
2004.04.20: drink-o-meter
2004.04.17: in search of happiness
2004.04.17: peeps challenge
2004.04.15: become a ninja
2004.04.14: blog rubric
2004.04.14: rating cupcakes
2004.04.14: understanding kill bill
2004.04.14: transparent duct tape
2004.04.14: underoo packages
2004.04.14: omlet eglu
2004.04.13: macgyverisms
2004.04.13: livejournal images
2004.04.13: yale copies wesleyan
2004.04.13: amazin’ beer chiller
2004.04.11: nature-based color
2004.04.10: marge in maxim
2004.04.10: kosher circus
2004.04.09: $14 steadycam
2004.04.08: bribing maitre d’s
2004.04.08: size matters
2004.04.08: how jazz works
2004.04.08: one leg ddr
2004.04.08: jazz haiku
2004.04.07: two masters
2004.04.07: identifont
2004.04.07: pavlov for speeding
2004.04.07: dodgeball.social
2004.04.07: clothing faces
2004.04.07: spelling viagra
2004.04.07: hidden gems
2004.04.06: “t” is for trivia
2004.04.06: toilets of the world
2004.04.06: seinfeld & superman
2004.04.06: anti-bush wash tagr
2004.04.05: 9/11 preventable
2004.04.05: on friendster
2004.04.02: museum of bad art
2004.04.02: sex makes you smart
2004.04.01: hating april fools
2004.04.01: top 100 hoaxes
2004.03.31: grading flags
2004.03.30: origami kaiju
2004.03.30: scubadoo
2004.03.30: french anime
2004.03.29: bad trailer
2004.03.29: good trailer
2004.03.29: charlie brown, existentialist
2004.03.29: google design change
2004.03.29: highbrow guttermouth
2004.03.29: factcheck.org
2004.03.27: brief safe
2004.03.27: senator’s jokes
2004.03.27: barbie mods
2004.03.27: future me
2004.03.27: growing gummies
2004.03.22: worldbuilder
2004.03.22: non-electric
refrigerator
2004.03.21: biblical marriage law
2004.03.21: drunken goals
2004.03.19: bad band names
2004.03.19: boohbah
2004.03.19: di kats der payats
2004.03.19: moisture farming
2004.03.19: peguin game II
2004.03.19: currency origami
2004.03.18: mispronounced words
2004.03.18: fart in a jar
2004.03.18: google phonebook
2004.03.18: usb hello kitty
2004.03.15: exercises in style
2004.03.15: speed-typing game
2004.03.15: makeup tips for goths
2004.03.15: national corndog day
2004.03.15: whitney biennial
2004.03.11: bunny exorcist
2004.03.11: trumpet robot
2004.03.11: shakespeare networks
2004.03.10: la mating cry
2004.03.10: movieoke
2004.03.10: fat kills
2004.03.10: no sex, but std’s still
2004.03.10: chris rock’s number”
2004.03.10: self-checkout tips
2004.03.09: nsfw origami
2004.03.09: point/counterpoint
2004.03.08: punk kids clothes
2004.03.08: kenny g / jay z
2004.03.08: interpret your dreams
2004.03.04: world subways
2004.03.04: making fiends
2004.03.03: handy aramaic
2004.03.03: awful plastic surgery
2004.03.03: calvin & hobbes search
2004.03.03: videogam porn
2004.03.03: this to that
2004.03.02: kerry worries.
2004.03.02: don’t be mad
2004.03.02: seussentennial
2004.03.02: stairway to satan
2004.03.01: beyond compare
2004.03.01: scary fish
2004.03.01: samish-sex marriages
2004.03.01: cabby charm school
2004.03.01: eco-traitor?
2004.02.29: condensed novels
2004.02.27: time-lapse video
2004.02.27: russian talkshow fight
2004.02.27: matchstick rockets
2004.02.27: netflix for books
2004.02.27: ‘passion’ kills
2004.02.27: bush quiz
2004.02.27: ny gay weddings?
2004.02.26: warthog launch
2004.02.26: ahoy ahoy
2004.02.26: pn’c in time
2004.02.26: mario tragedy, act 1, 2, 3
2004.02.26: social climbing
2004.02.26: toothpick carvings
2004.02.26: net in ’96 vs ’04
2004.02.25: how i see the u.s.
2004.02.25: democrat pyshology
2004.02.25: cat-with-hands
2004.02.24: engagement faq
2004.02.24: weird toys
2004.02.24: draft moore
2004.02.24: gorey book covers
2004.02.24: che babies
2004.02.23: ny romscapes
2004.02.23: support story
2004.02.23: subway changes (pdf)
2004.02.23: de ja vu
2004.02.23: molecule names
2004.02.22: imaginary girlfriends
2004.02.22: s&tc’s new york
2004.02.21: the new black
2004.02.21: history today
2004.02.21: draw your boss
2004.02.21: costumed babies
2004.02.21: medieval qveere eye
2004.02.21: 8up
2004.02.19: attraction test
2004.02.19: big gay bouquet
2004.02.18: how to cheat
2004.02.18: pring pon
2004.02.18: barcode yourself
2004.02.18: dean suspends campaign
2004.02.18: win pepsi itunes
2004.02.18: dave chappelle
2004.02.17: kevin’s sketchbook
2004.02.17: teen finds self
2004.02.17: brevity
2004.02.17: bill hicks
2004.02.17: ken & barbie split
2004.02.16: polaroid on outkast
2004.02.16: is ulysses good?
2004.02.16: fish cameras
2004.02.16: us food faq
2004.02.15: freud & jung
2004.02.15: cell jamming
2004.02.15: love chemistry
2004.02.14: secret life
2004.02.14: calvin/hobbes/fight club
2004.02.14: very odd game
2004.02.14: creepy valentines
2004.02.14: your brain in love
2004.02.13: i love egg
2004.02.13: rose prices
2004.02.13: love graffiti
2004.02.13: bush/kerry timeline
2004.02.13: m&m packing
2004.02.12: balloons in space
2004.02.12: atkins skinny?
2004.02.12: obfuscation
2004.02.12: card moves
2004.02.11: harvard porn
2004.02.11: poodle hair
2004.02.11: ’70s nyc
2004.02.11: latte vs. latte
2004.02.11: flickr
2004.02.10: pirate bathroom 2
2004.02.10: pirate bathroom
2004.02.10: gay penguin dads
2004.02.10: bush or palpatine?
2004.02.10: auction oddities
2004.02.10: valentine potato
2004.02.10: spec commercials
2004.02.09: bohemian index
2004.02.09: email posterity
2004.02.09: cowboy monkey
2004.02.09: freshdirect
2004.02.09: mao of poo
2004.02.08: harmon’s blind date
2004.02.08: what to rent
2004.02.08: laundry monitor
2004.02.08: william hung
2004.02.08: wi-fi ethics
2004.02.08: in defense of football
2004.02.06: overqualified
2004.02.06: kiss and tell
2004.02.06: snowman porn
2004.02.06: skeptic’s dictionary
2004.02.06: swearing severity
2004.02.06: touchy feely
2004.02.05: silent itunes
2004.02.05: nibbles
2004.02.04: alternative valentines
2004.02.04: people support downloads
2004.02.04: biotech anti-activist
2004.02.04: pizza party usa
2004.02.04: li’l g n’r
2004.02.04: old guy climbs
2004.02.03: 6 trick
2004.02.03: id checks flawed
2004.02.03: old wives tales
2004.02.02: nanotech overview
2004.02.02: super bowl ads
2004.02.02: nyc salaries
2004.02.02: janet’s breast
2004.02.02: super bowl streaker
2004.02.01: moveon’s censored ad
2004.02.01: super bowl myths
2004.02.01: non-fan football guide
2004.02.01: translating ludacris
2004.02.01: crappy but fun game
2004.02.01: kids on classic rock
2004.01.31: helpful tips
2004.01.30: ladies, start voting
2004.01.30: panda porn
2004.01.30: ads are stupid
2004.01.30: pickled dragon
2004.01.30: pixar dumps disney
2004.01.29: world license plates
2004.01.29: kitchen bacterium
2004.01.29: bush helps arts
2004.01.29: yarmulkebra
2004.01.28: best game ever
2004.01.28: taxi price hike
2004.01.28: imaginary girlfriends
2004.01.28: 10 writing mistakes
2004.01.28: infomercial reviews
2004.01.28: kaba kick
2004.01.28: colder than mars
2004.01.27: advocacy flash
2004.01.27: gay boyfriend’
2004.01.27: grooving kittens
2004.01.27: on selling cars
2004.01.27: we’re not neanderthals
2004.01.26: how was she
2004.01.26: cockney rhyming slang
2004.01.26: solving homelessness
2004.01.26: mac stories
2004.01.26: lotr is wiz of oz?
2004.01.25: ghost towns
2004.01.25: ikea as videogame
2004.01.24: tyranny of copyright
2004.01.24: kazaa sues records co’s
2004.01.24: the fat project
2004.01.24: nerd marriage proposal
2004.01.23: l&o coloring book
2004.01.23: like gawker for dc
2004.01.22: penguin batting
2004.01.22: sleep makes you smart
2004.01.22: unpopular names
2004.01.21: body parts freezer
2004.01.21: no brooklyn ‘oy vey’
2004.01.21: more on sucky s.o.t.u.
2004.01.21: why the s.o.t.u. sucked
2004.01.21: primaries dummy guide
2004.01.20: secret apple computer
2004.01.20: interior cleaning required
2004.01.20: state of the union drinking game
2004.01.20: virtual dogshit creator
2004.01.19: group hug
2004.01.19: nollywood
2004.01.19: metrosexual quiz
2004.01.18: something positive
2004.01.18: fire-powered hot tub
2004.01.17: coining ‘metrosexual’
2004.01.16: republicans for dean
2004.01.15: the web’s color
2004.01.15: walmart monopoly
2004.01.15: 296 accents
2004.01.15: be a woo-woo
2004.01.15: generic rap song
2004.01.15: other people’s stories
2004.01.14: noodling
2004.01.14: extreme segway
2004.01.14: bugmenot
2004.01.14: minimalist porn
2004.01.14: chicken-suit thief
2004.01.14: woody allen on physics
2004.01.13: mrs. dean
2004.01.13: colored smoke
2004.01.13: speed acrobat 6 load
2004.01.13: new google tools
2004.01.12: abandoned bikes
2004.01.12: better pay = safer cabs
2004.01.12: larry david
2004.01.12: howard “angry” dean
2004.01.11: beer goggles
2004.01.11: runners’ high = pot
2004.01.11: your scrabble score
2004.01.10: bad fashion photos
2004.01.10: u.s. kids fattest
2004.01.10: how to deconstruct
2004.01.09: busking wisdom
2004.01.09: acid drawings
2004.01.09: dead end job journal
2003.11.13: size matters
2003.11.13: time to leave home?
2003.11.13: cool inventions
2003.11.12: deleted matrix scenes
2003.11.12: tv & public interest
2003.11.12: guy spa anxiety
2003.11.11: buy this book
2003.11.11: straight plan
2003.11.10: discardia
2003.11.10: angora rabbits
2003.11.10: the meatrix
2003.11.10: internet killed the pornmag star
2003.11.09: ebay feedback
2003.11.09: bag beds
2003.11.07: antagonyms
2003.11.07: city creator
2003.11.07: queer eye drinking game
2003.11.06: trojan games
2003.11.06: flash madness: good
2003.11.06: flash madness: bad
2003.11.06: stair diving
2003.11.05: fish farting
2003.11.05: nyc loves cupcakes
2003.11.05: college newspapers
2003.11.04: kangaroo scrotum
2003.11.04: koala poo earrings
2003.11.04: biz card cartoons
2003.11.04: 80’s music quiz
2003.11.03: rumsfield’s mojo
2003.11.03: bad album covers
2003.11.02: totally sidetalkin
2003.11.02: the picture of everything
2003.11.01: cell division
2003.11.01: aeron wheelchair
2003.10.31: brains4zombies
2003.10.31: broke? kill yourself
2003.10.31: tnemezidnargga-fles
2003.10.31: mini kiss
2003.10.30: who to vote for
2003.10.30: tina fey
2003.10.30: bunny tastes good
2003.10.29: hipster kitsch
2003.10.29: goodbye cruller world
2003.10.29: 80’s nostalgia
2003.10.28: freezer storage chart
2003.10.28: starbucks celebs
2003.10.28: traffic mayhem
2003.10.28: drugs for sports
2003.10.27: extreme pumpkins
2003.10.26: nano-velcro
2003.10.25: amazon vs. google
2003.10.24: plussed
2003.10.24: bad covers
2003.10.24: redistricting
2003.10.23: how much is inside?
2003.10.23: scan me
2003.10.22: rip elliott smith
2003.10.21: new walk signs
2003.10.21: kindergarden for men
2003.10.21: cabby complaints up
2003.10.20: monkey brain robots
2003.10.20: cursing bush
2003.10.20: old games, new kids
2003.10.19: hacking tsa
2003.10.19: photo in a photo in a
2003.10.16: baby got back
2003.10.16: itunes for windows
2003.10.14: shoes with butter
2003.10.13: sex is good for you
2003.10.13: rejection hurts
2003.10.10: bueller time
2003.10.10: colored money
2003.10.09: bush the poet
2003.10.09: adult shadow puppets
2003.10.08: bueller time
2003.10.08: multiple animals
2003.10.08: new york changing
2003.10.07: internet tennis
2003.10.07: fake indie cred
2003.10.06: do not call
2003.10.06: mingus on cat peeing
2003.10.05: monkey poetry
2003.10.05: monkey lander
2003.10.04: dvd easter eggs
2003.10.04: chicks know hot
2003.10.04: bubble trouble
2003.10.03: office game
2003.10.03: tv news -> idiots
2003.10.03: learn asl
2003.10.03: cookie crumbles
2003.10.02: branded kid names
2003.10.02: tough customer
2003.10.02: snes endings
2003.10.02: prayer saves
2003.10.02: undyrug
2003.10.01: strange persons
2003.10.01: fried food
2003.10.01: selling the moon
2003.10.01: caging great whites
2003.09.30: japanese sex toy
2003.09.30: mba dating
2003.09.29: oral sex ban
2003.09.29: lotr trailer
2003.09.29: show and tell
2003.09.29: bathe often
2003.09.28: men endangered?
2003.09.28: skulls
2003.09.25: print money
2003.09.25: terry gross
2003.09.25: frankenfood good?
2003.09.25: fast electric car
2003.09.24: throwing shoes
2003.09.23: bill murray
2003.09.23: moving to nyc
2003.09.23: cheeseburger fries
2003.09.23: chaps man
2003.09.22: monkey justice
2003.09.22: monkey rescue
2003.09.22: kids on radiohead
2003.09.22: beard championships
2003.09.22: monopoly math
2003.09.19: aquada
2003.09.19: differences
2003.09.19: thief on a roll
2003.09.18: how to
2003.09.18: supermarket searching
2003.09.18: snapple not healthy
2003.09.18: open crotch pants
2003.09.18: Lost in Translation: A+
2003.09.18: defense coloring book
2003.09.17: dissent
2003.09.17: nyc hurricane evacuation
2003.09.16: feigning taste
2003.09.16: home improvement
2003.09.16: sleep position psych
2003.09.15: broken hearts
2003.09.15: $200 bill
2003.09.15: film theory is crap
2003.09.15: inside purses
2003.09.14: talk like a pirate day
2003.09.14: testicle theater
2003.09.14: The Cruise: B+
2003.09.12: r.i.p. cash and ritter
2003.09.12: luciferous logolepsy
2003.09.12: nyc eats
2003.09.12: catch33
2003.09.10: riaa alienates customers
2003.09.08: answer to life, the universe, and everything
2003.09.08: is jeeves gay?
2003.09.08: babelizer
2003.09.06: 5 second rule
2003.09.06: being tupac shakur
2003.09.06: war ain’t cheap
2003.09.04: reference books
2003.09.04: venice film fest
2003.09.03: past futon sex
2003.09.03: uber etch-a-sketch
2003.09.03: how stuff’s made
2003.08.29: reference books
2003.08.29: complimentary currency
2003.08.28: fetosoap
2003.08.28: monopoly cards
2003.08.28: santa’s dead
2003.08.28: nyc drivers license
2003.08.27: The Battle of Shaker Heights: C-
2003.08.27: tissue minimalism
2003.08.27: jump the shark
2003.08.24: Hollywood Ending: C
2003.08.24: good news
2003.08.23: house gymnastics
2003.08.23: 40 oz. archive
2003.08.22: pickup line roadtest
2003.08.22: watergun museum
2003.08.22: under new york
2003.08.21: Thirteen: B
2003.08.21: marry my daughter
2003.08.21: naked sushi
2003.08.21: time cube
2003.08.20: things we have learned
2003.08.20: American Splendor: A
2003.08.19: good news for jews
2003.08.19: lemmings
2003.08.19: Le Divorce: B-
2003.08.18: accents
2003.08.18: Open Range: B+
2003.08.18: google calculator
2003.08.17: earworms
2003.08.17: she has my vote
2003.08.17: phonecam blackout pics
2003.08.16: hotdog sculptures
2003.08.16: diversity is dead
2003.08.06: chihuahua gored
2003.08.06: nyc private clubs
2003.08.06: pro-level whistler
2003.08.06: national prayer day
2003.08.06: old radio shows
2003.08.05: music piracy
2003.08.05: multitasking fun
2003.08.05: no surrender
2003.08.04: illustrated acme catalog
2003.08.04: don’t touch the walls
2003.08.04: duckies at sea
2003.08.03: custom bling bling
2003.08.03: Mustard Museum
2003.08.02: ASCII Movies
2003.08.02: sucks for us assholes
2003.07.31: plastic balls
2003.07.31: friendster power games
2003.07.30: biz casual = healthy
2003.07.30: is bush gay?
2003.07.29: year of the pelvis
2003.07.29: read moby dick
2003.07.29: nyc = single women
2003.07.28: on being good
2003.07.28: sars doodle duel
2003.07.28: creationist science fair
2003.07.28: williamsburg is dead
2003.07.26: mark twain quotes
2003.07.26: best optical illusion ever
2003.07.26: fish game
2003.07.26: ex-boyfriend b-day poems
2003.07.25: pre-achievement celebs
2003.07.25: stuffing a trailblazer
2003.07.25: working for liz grubman
2003.07.25: get into guinness
2003.07.25: strange video game
2003.07.25: make tech money
2003.07.23: genetic algorithms
2003.07.23: freelancer’s diary
2003.07.23: red lobster in my ‘hood
2003.07.22: alcoholic spring water
2003.07.22: california secession
2003.07.22: public poopers in nyc
2003.07.22: hydrogen poor solution?
2003.07.22: eat a slice
2003.07.21: amazon vs google?
2003.07.21: atm fraud
2003.07.20: SF second to SJ?
2003.07.19: adult netflix
2003.07.19: game of life
2003.07.18: judging books by covers
2003.07.18: on-demand publishing
2003.07.18: soon-to-break scandal
2003.07.18: stupid is as stupid does
2003.07.17: girls are pretty
2003.07.16: my hobby pays off
2003.07.16: luxury camping
2003.07.16: olympics in nyc?
2003.07.16: subways remain rip-off
2003.07.16: sentenced to read
2003.07.15: future of car safety
2003.07.15: girls liars about sex
2003.07.15: big spendin’ bush
2003.07.15: new indie theater
2003.07.15: amputee wannabees
2003.07.14: jon stewart is my hero
2003.07.14: terrapin robin hood
2003.07.12: baby name popularity
2003.07.12: music and personality
2003.07.11: sad, shocking news
2003.07.11: irony, defined
2003.07.10: marriage tames men
2003.07.10: jet-set dating
2003.07.10: walk on the ceiling
2003.07.09: mario on the piano
2003.07.09: anagram machine
2003.07.09: backfire pictures
2003.07.08: creepy deep sea fish
2003.07.08: octodog
2003.07.08: keillor fiction
2003.07.07: a singe of god
2003.07.07: as seen on tv
2003.07.06: traffic simulation
2003.07.06: rip barry white
2003.07.06: matchstick rockets
2003.07.06: stop telemarketers
2003.07.02: chemist’s stain tips
2003.07.02: braille potter – 13 volumes
2003.06.30: champion air-guitarist
2003.06.30: hearn wedding
2003.06.29: porn addiction ecards
2003.06.28: pot safe for brains
2003.06.28: internet porn addiction
2003.06.27: prohibition hotties
2003.06.27: friendster passes paypal
2003.06.27: analyzing trl
2003.06.27: trace coke on euros
2003.06.27: hamptons gone wild
2003.06.25: politics & booty
2003.06.25: the right to boogie
2003.06.25: helpful correspondence
2003.06.19: physics of steak
2003.06.19: boring3D
2003.06.19: abandoned subway stations
2003.06.17: oed updates
2003.06.17: urban exploration
2003.06.17: americans are idiots
2003.06.17: issues for young jews
2003.06.16: porn school
2003.06.16: controversial psa
2003.06.16: abridged scipts
2003.06.15: on new york living
2003.06.14: miniature jews
2003.06.13: extreme ironing
2003.06.13: house gymnastics
2003.06.13: our president
2003.06.13: nigerian email conference
2003.06.12: cat costumes
2003.06.12: broken saints
2003.06.11: atlas shrugged 2
2003.06.11: springer for senate?
2003.06.11: the crisis in pubic hair
2003.06.11: vonage voice over ip
2003.06.10: ny restaurant week
2003.06.09: apple to buy napster?
2003.06.09: anonymous travel rights
2003.06.09: following the chaps man
2003.06.08: plus-size beach resort
2003.06.08: the biniki butt bra
2003.06.06: finding nemo is fiction!
2003.06.06: chicken catcher
2003.06.05: eighties ending
2003.06.05: offensive shirts
2003.06.05: schoolyard fun
2003.06.04: hand vaginas
2003.06.04: gay reality tv
2003.06.04: white trash clothing
2003.06.04: itunes goes indie
2003.06.03: credit card signatures
2003.06.03: mess with your neighbors
2003.06.02: neo-nazi movie reviews
2003.06.02: gecko tape
2003.06.02: out-wunderkinded
2003.06.02: ny phil moves to carnegie
2003.06.01: domestic squalor
2003.06.01: oddly, I was once offered this type of job
2003.06.01: sour puss
2003.06.01: the high cost of tax cuts
2003.05.31: daikon odori
2003.05.31: bad cyber
2003.05.31: explodingdog