Good Joke

Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Don’t you hate it when you make a Freudian slip?

Guy Two: What’s that?

Guy One: Well, just the other day, I was at the airport buying a plane ticket, and the woman behind the counter had the most beautiful breasts. I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, but instead I said I wanted two pickets to Titsburg.

Guy Two: Oh, yeah, that has happened to me. Why just the other day at breakfast with my wife, I meant to say “Dear, could you pass me some more coffee,” but instead I said “You stupid bitch, you’ve ruined my life!!!”‘

Bad Joke

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?

A. Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.