Today is the three-year anniversary of my first date with Jess, the best thing that ever happened to me.

To celebrate, we had wanted to go away somewhere fun for the weekend. But it’s raining torrentially here in New York. And, at least according to forecasts earlier in the week, it should also be pouring in the Hamptons, Miami, New Orleans, Connecticut, and nearly every other fun, two-night destination we could come up with.

In this weather, our living room seems like a comparatively excellent idea.