In response to yesterday’s entry, I received:

1. 27 emails from people volunteering to aid in constructing (or otherwise supporting the idea of) the envisioned blog-based online dating site.

2. An email from Sarah Brown herself:

Darling Joshua Newman, I am terribly flattered. And to set the record straight, I am 25, single, and my mother would be so upset to hear that you thought I was hideously ugly. I’m also very friendly and articulate, and my hair almost always smells like wildflowers.

You are adorable.

See you at the wedding.

Best,
Sarah Brown

3. An email from Helen Jane:

james is kind of peeved that we’re dishing out this kind of money to simply give the two of you a chance to make out, but i say,

“Anything to serve our Master, the Internet. Anything.”

plus, i get to wear a pretty dress!

yours in the Internet,
hj.

Between these emails and further perusal of the Que Sera Sera archives, I am fairly sure I now have no choice but to propose by Instant Messenger and make this a double wedding.