Lucky me, I’m getting audited!

Fortunately, I’m being audited for a year when I was still a student, and consequently had such little actual income that no matter how brutally they reject my deductions, I can’t possibly owe more than a few hundred bucks of additional taxes. Still, in an effort to better prepare for possible questions, I requested some additional information from my Revenue Agent, who was kind enough to fax over the relevant documents.

If I was at all worried before, however, the cover page of her fax set me completely at ease:

“Gee golly,” the featured clip art seems to say, “despite what everyone says, we’re really just a swell bunch!”