“My fashion advice, particularly to men wearing shorts: Ask yourself, ‘Could I make a living modeling these shorts?’ If the answer is no, then change your clothes. Put on a pair of pants.”
– Fran Lebowitz

[I don’t normally read Elle, but their interview of Leibowitz, from which this is pulled, isn’t to be missed.]

[[Also: “Of course, more people should wear overcoats than those damned down jackets. Please. Are you skiing, or are you walking across the street? If you’re not an arctic explorer, dress like a human being.”]]