Regarding the previous post:

1. Organic chemistry, my boy. That will clear your titular confusion right up.

2. Context: NYU, at a party being held by my ex-girlfriend’s best friends, thereby explaining the need for heavy drinking.

3. Perhaps a more appropriate quote than Lincoln’s would have been:

“The devil made me do it the first time, and after that I did it on my own.”
–Robert Fulghum

4. Also on the topic of liquor and college women, Bobby and I head down to the Bahamas next weekend. Debaucheries will include: severe temulency and sorority girls gone wild.

5. In preparation for the trip, I’ve fallen back on the miracles of modern science: Twinlab’s E/C/A stack (Ripped Fuel). My body fat is at the lowest it’s been, largely due to preparation for an upcoming No Holds Barred tournament. Hopefully, this will help me drop to a Bruce Lee-esque 6% or so.

6. Anyone heading to GNC for some Ripped Fuel of their own would do well to cut the dosing in half. The lowered level has been demonstrated safe and effective (See Fuentes, Rosenberg & Davis, 1996; Allen & Hanburys, 1996) whereas Twinlab’s recommended dosage contains enough ephedrine to kill a small elephant.