The party itself was an unalloyed success, but the yearbook signing goes on, online:

Brett Durst

Activities: None

Superlatives: Most Unique

Next Year Will Be: Fuck all you stupid sheep. You’ll all burn.

Quote: “Death is a policeman/death is the priest/death is the stereo/death is a TV” – Marilyn Manson

Egon “Cereal Killa2112” Lafleur

Activities: Gaming; Anti-Gravity Society; Riflery; Collecting Guns; Archery;
Physics Club

Next Year Will Be: A professional video game tester; stockpiling fertilizer; planning something “special” for his former classmates

Quote: “I am a TREASURE HUNTER, not a thief!” – Locke (from “Final Fantasy 6”)

Echo Glass

Activities: Purple Smoke Coffee Shop Poetry Series (Founder); Knitting Club; Classical Guitar Quartet; Blowing Glass; Installation Art

Superlatives: Most Likely to Protest

Next Year Will Be: Attending Sarah Lawrence

Quote: “My painting carries with it the message of pain.” -Frida Kahlo

Thaddeous “Tad” Baker

Activities: FCP (Fellowship Of Christian Punks); Young Life; Revelationz (Punk Band, Lead Guitarist); Promise Keepers of Tomorrow; 2nd Presbyterian Church Youth Group; Outward Bound; Students for Pat Buchannan; “See you at the Flagpole” Prayer Representative

Superlatives: Most Likely to Win a Christian Music Award; Most Likely To Shoot An
Abortionist

Next Year Will Be: Attending Bob Jones University

Quote: “Yes I am with you always, until the very end of time.”-J.C.

Chet “Quick Fingers” Jackson

Activities: Jazz Band (Trumpet, Fourth Chair); The Swinging Jellyrolls (Local Swing Band, Leader); N.A.A.C.P. (Member); Mustard Plug Fan Club (Charter Member)

Next Year Will Be: Moving to New Orleans to explore his roots (or working for his father’s law firm)

Quote: “Black is the color of my true love’s hair.” – Nina Simone