More ammunition for my family and friends’ ongoing ribbing:

As she’s been spending more evenings at my apartment in the last couple of weeks than there’s even vague precedent for in my dating past, for Valentine’s Day, I gave The Girl a toothbrush.

Now, seeing it sitting next to mine in the sink-side cup, I alternate between smiling like an idiot and thinking that if I turn into the kind of guy sappy enough to not just grin at a toothbrush but actually blog about it that I’ll basically have to kick my own ass.