1. I am alive.
2. The completely empty front page was not the first sign of impending apocalypse.
3. It was, however, a sign that I’ve completely fallen off the blogging wagon.
4. So, to remedy that, to kick myself back into routine writing, I shaved off my beard this morning.
5. I’m not sure how that’s going to help either, but I figure, at this point, it probably can’t make my blogging schedule any worse.