Cheap Trick
You see what I’m doing here? I’m making it seem like I’m jumping whole-hog back into self-aggrandizing by putting up a lot of little postings, which will clutter the front page and at least look vaguely like content until you read them and figure out, holy crap, he’s just writing long, long run-on sentences without an actual point which is like the cheapest blogging trick in the entire world.