Given my ongoing fascination with myself, I paid $1 to have Sketch-It sketch-ify the picture on my about page.

For those too lazy to click, the original picture looks like this:

The sketched version I received, in turn, looks like this:

Which, to be frank, doesn’t really look that much like me. It does, however, look sort of like an older version of me, assuming by that point that I still have hair.

I have seen the future, and it is Joshua Newman.

Excellent.