Practice

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.”
– Aristotle

Friends who read this site often ask: “what the hell is wrong with you?”

Or, more specifically, “why would you possibly want to post random details about yourself online?”

And, indeed, that’s a question I ocassionally ask myself as well. But, in stacking up the few reasons to self-aggrandize against the many sensible reasons to not, I inevitably remember that this site, more than anything else, is meant to shame me into regular writing.

Knowing that, somewhere out there in the ether, several thousands of you are inexplicably checking self-aggrandizement every day, I feel compelled to sit down and write something. Which, as every writing teacher I’ve ever had loved to remind, is more than half the battle, the writerly part of your brain, like a muscle, strengthening with exercise or atrophying from disuse.

So, as we careen towards January 1st, and I begin my standard obsessive process of taking stock of the year past and charting the one ahead, I’ve been considering the easily undervalued importance of doing things – like writing for this site – regularly, the power of habits in chipping away, day in and day out, at the things I most want out of life.

Still, I realize that some habits are more easily stuck to than others. Which leaves me glad that, if nothing else, I can probably retain at least one lauded by the Great Emancipator himself: getting rip-roaring drunk.

“I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.”
– Abraham Lincoln

Let us drink to that. And let us do so, like clockwork, each and every day.

CringeyWYG

While I’ve read at Cringe in the past, next week I’m returning for a special quasi-Cringe roadshow, being held here in Manhattan (rather than out in Brooklyn, Manhattan’s waiting room), in conjunction with the WYSIWYG reading series.

From the producer:

The WYSIWYG Talent Show, NYC’s first and only all-blogger reading and performance series, teams up with the diary-readin’, poetry-spoutin’, full-on adolescent angst of Brooklyn’s Cringe reading series for the first time ever at 8 p.m. on October 18, 2006 with CringeyWYG!

Every month The WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW brings you readings and performances from some of the blogosphere’s best and funniest writers, musicians, comedians and performance artists. And every month Cringe brings readings of teenage diaries, journals, notes, letters, poems, abandoned rock operas, and other general representations of the crushing misery of their humiliating adolescence. Together, they fight crime! Okay, not really, but it WILL be funny.

The WYSIWYG Talent Show’s “CringeyWYG” performs Wednesday, October 18 at Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery between Bleecker and Houston). Doors open at 7:30 p.m., show at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7 at the door. For more information visit wysiwygtalentshow.org, queserasera.org/cringe.html, www.bowerypoetry.com, or call (212) 614-0505.

With performances by:

* Sarah Brown
* Lindsay Robertson
* Marc Balgavy
* Joshua Newman
* Jason Boog
* Chris Hampton
About the performers:

Sarah Brown is the host of the Cringe Reading Series, the editor of the upcoming Cringe book, the executive co-producer of the upcoming Cringe television show, and the 1933 Oklahoma State Ladies’ Trickshoot Champion. She is equal parts eight-year-old girl, 16-year-old boy, and 70-year-old man, so in the movie of her life she will be played by Liza Minelli. You can find her online at queserasera.org.

Lindsay Robertson writes a blog called lindsayism.com. She’s written for GQ, MTV, ComedyCentral.com and Jane, among others. Until she discovered comedy in her late teens, she was planning to be the next Sylvia Plath.

During his final year of college, Marc Balgavy (http://balgavy.com/blog) created business cards for himself. Beyond listing his likes (Hal Hartley and graham crackers) and dislikes (dirty dishes and word searches), they listed his parents’ phone number. The cards also featured a black and white photo of him wearing a bleached blonde goatee. In the intervening years he’s realized those cards were the turning point where “filled with potential” met “easily distracted by go-nowhere projects.”

Though it was for other, equally dorky, reasons that Forbes called him “a veritable Doogie Howser,” Joshua Newman has been keeping a computer diary since the age of ten. He currently posts his entries online at www.self-aggrandizement.com, and spends the rest of his day running indie film studio Cyan Pictures and drinking heavily.

After spending two years on top of a mountain in Peace Corps Guatemala, Jason Boog chased the dream of every skinny Midwestern writer boy with glasses: to starve to death in New York City. He completed the graduate journalism program at NYU in 2004, and now works as a staff writer at the Institute for Judicial Studies (judicialreports.com). He writes the blog The Publishing Spot (thepublishingspot.com).

WYSIWYG creator and curator Chris Hampton has been blogging at Uffish Thoughts (uffish.com) since blogging wasn’t cool. By day, she works at a Big Gay Nonprofit and in her spare time she knits, pimps WYSIWYG at every possible opportunity, and obsesses over Project Runway and punctuation. She grew up in Arkansas but has since fully recovered.

About WYSIWYG:
“Urban Storytelling for the Internet Age” ‚Äì Now in its third year, the WYSIWYG Talent Show is a monthly series of readings and performances by bloggers living in or visiting NYC. Every month WYSIWYG showcases a variety of themed evenings featuring topics on everything from bad bosses and drugs to extreme gayness and summer camp. Each installment is an evening of funny and touching stories, songs, and performances from some of the best writers and most interesting personalities on the Web. More information can be found at wysiwygtalentshow.org.

About Cringe:
Cringe is a monthly reading series hosted by Sarah Brown at Freddy’s Bar & Backroom in Brooklyn. On the first Wednesday of each month, brave souls come forward and read aloud from their teenage diaries, journals, notes, letters, poems, abandoned rock operas, and other general representations of the crushing misery of their humiliating adolescence. It’s better and cheaper than therapy. More information can be found at
queserasera.org/cringe.html.

Back in the Saddle

This is a travesty. Less than ten posts in two months?

How hard is it to write this crap? I’ll tell you how hard: not very. Not very at all.

But, somehow, I still managed to fall completely out of the blogging habit. Now, the good old days, when this site was a regularly updated compendium of smarm and self-obsession in the City, are just distant memories.

For the past week or two, I was ready to admit defeat, to put this site out to pasture.

But then, I re-read some of the archives, and it reminded me, by God, I am a fucking genius.

So, I’m back. With a vengeance. To quote the post that kick-started me out of my last serious blogging breakdown, three years back:

“Yes, boys and girls, like a veritable phoenix rising from its digital ashes, the daily dose of vitriol returns.

“Sorry mom, but it’s cheaper than therapy.”

Cheap Trick

You see what I’m doing here? I’m making it seem like I’m jumping whole-hog back into self-aggrandizing by putting up a lot of little postings, which will clutter the front page and at least look vaguely like content until you read them and figure out, holy crap, he’s just writing long, long run-on sentences without an actual point which is like the cheapest blogging trick in the entire world.

Reconsidered

Maybe this whole shaving thing will make my writing worse, because now what am I going to do instead of thoughtfully stroking my beard as I try and compose sentences and paragraphs?

Drastic Measures

1. I am alive.
2. The completely empty front page was not the first sign of impending apocalypse.
3. It was, however, a sign that I’ve completely fallen off the blogging wagon.
4. So, to remedy that, to kick myself back into routine writing, I shaved off my beard this morning.
5. I’m not sure how that’s going to help either, but I figure, at this point, it probably can’t make my blogging schedule any worse.

Ch-ch-changes

As threatened, I’m pulling together category pages, and generally dealing with the unwieldy mess the back end of this site has become over the years.

I’m also playing around with a new look, mainly because I no longer wanted to look at my own site’s prior design. Plus, ‘everything lower case’ is so 2004.

categorically

Five or six years ago, the venture fund I was running invested in a company that made content management software. In an early pitch, the execs laid out a number of business-specific uses for their software. And, they said, there was even a consumer application: people could use it to keep what was called a ‘weblog’.

I was unimpressed. A weblog? Apparently, they were sites where people wrote inane posts about their daily lives, about the weird things that interested them, then threw it all online in a chronological pile, hoping that people would read along.

It was the stupidest idea I’d heard in a while, I said. And I meant it.

But, at a subsequent board meeting, I agreed to give the whole ‘blogging’ thing a quick try, just to get a better feel for the software’s interface. I’d do it for a month or two, I figured, then get back to the more important stuff in my life.

At the end of the two months, however, when I stopped posting, I started getting angry emails. People I’d never even met had apparently been reading my site at work, and had quickly developed procrastinatory addictions. “Keep writing!” one reader urged me. “Otherwise, I’ll have to actually start doing work.”

So, despite my initial skepticism, I kept blogging. Even once the company that dragged me into it evolved away from consumer-facing software, I downloaded an early version of Movable Type, and kept writing away.

Since then, though, I’ve tended to have annual crises of confidence. I’ve looked at this habit that I somehow fell into backwards, and questioned why I do it. And, usually, I’ve claimed I would stop blogging, to transition the site towards something more feature-article driven, something that would encourage me to actually edit before posting, something that would allow me to focus in on topics that I’d like to write about, but that don’t seem to flow naturally when I’m simply banging out, day by day, whatever happens to be on my mind.

Sadly, it never lasts. Mainly because, whatever else it does for me, this site is the free equivalent of the therapist’s couch. Oddly enough, there’s something remarkably psychologically soothing about hashing through the things I’m thinking, knowing that people are listening, even if most of them are people I’m never likely to actually meet.

So, this year, rather than threaten wholesale redesign, major change or ground-up rethinking, after spending a few hours last night staring at the ceiling, I’m sailing through this year’s ‘what the hell am I doing this for, and how can I do it better?’ breakdown with only a minor change: I’m going to start categorizing posts.

Yes, I know, that doesn’t seem like much. But, in doing so, I’m hoping it will convince me to pay more attention to those categories I tend to neglect, will cause the volumes of writing to balance out over the different facets of my life.

I’m also hoping that, by lumping the better posts in each category together, it will encourage me to write longer series over time, knowing that people will still be able to easily find earlier, related posts. To that end, for example, I’m thinking of slowly posting up my half-written book on entrepreneurship, a chunk at a time. Certainly, it would do much more good if people read it than if it continues languishing on my hard disk.

So, in short, here’s my current list of what I think I’ve written about in the past, and what I’d like to keep writing about going forward:

Cooking
Culture Consumption (music, book and movie reviews)
Dating
Entrepreneurship
Filmmaking
Fitness
Interviews
Judaism
New York Life
Photography
Productivity
Quotes
Restaurant Reviews
Science & Technology
Style
Toys & Gadgets
Travel
Trumpet
Writing

The list may evolve slightly as I move forward, but I think it’s a fairly broad base. Expect to see category tags on posts and categorical index pages cropping up over the course of the month.

And, as ever, if you have thoughts, feel free to mail ’em in.