“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
– John Updike

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.”
– Woody Allen

“Never give in, never, never, never.”
– Winston Churchill

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
– W. C. Fields

“I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all.”
– Oscar Wilde

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools” – Hemingway

“What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn’t have done it.” – Mark Twain

“The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is a government strong enough to protect the interests of the people, and a people strong enough and well enough informed to maintain its sovereign control over its government.”
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche