This is a diorama of our recent history. People love to say they miss the ragged, gritty, vivid aura of New York in the ’70s. Yet it still lives! Down in the corridors of Penn Station, you can appreciate how much effort it takes to hold off entropy. Think of it as a ’70s theme park, but without gangs or muggers or hookers roaming around … very frequently.
A quick, satisfyingly recursive test of the Salmagundi system: the newly redesigned Self-Aggrandizement.
Salmagundi 1.0
[Old Salmagundi, resurrected for archival purposes:]
2010.11.01: PGA pro Ben Crane’s unforgettable ‘workout’ video.
2010.10.30: Teen idols, before and after.
2010.10.10: Google uses a self-driving car fleet.
2010.10.05: The Norton Project.
2010.09.28: This is a news website article about a scientific finding.
2010.09.20: CNN: What to do when body parts fall off.
2010.09.13: Password Reuse
2010.08.31: Drink or die!
2010.08.30: How to cook a bolognese sauce.
2010.08.30: Misleading Atari 2600 Box Art.
2010.08.07: Maslow’s hierarchy of robot needs.
2010.07.27: Watch the movie Primer for free.
2010.07.27: Girl hotness peaks at 31.
2010.07.21: One-star Amazon reviews of classic literature.
2010.07.16: Online dating lies.
2010.07.11: Debunking kitchen myths.
2010.06.07: The reoccurring prop newspaper.
2010.05.10: ‘Family values’ weaken families.
2010.05.01: Fun with secret questions & answers.
2010.04.28: Blame your allergies on global warming.
2010.04.26: My friend Colin started New York City’s first distillery since prohibition.
2010.04.08: Uncomfortable movie summaries.
2010.03.31: Scarface: The School Play
2010.03.29: Explaining the miracles of Passover.
2010.03.26: My friend Nic’s art in Wired.
2010.03.25: Or, why I graduated college.
2010.03.22:
Ben Folds improvizes to Chatroulette.
2010.03.10: Old Wired ads
2010.03.08: 8-Bit NYC
2010.03.07: Most awesome music video ever.
2010.03.06: How genetics works.
2010.03.06: Restaurant websites suck.
2010.03.01: Audiolizing the medalists’ leads.
2010.02.24: Reduce salt? Who the hell knows.
2010.01.12: Williamsurg: reality vs. real estate listing.
2010.01.08: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.
2009.12.22: Calvin & Hobbes snow art. [Via]
2009.12.16: Perfectly preheat your pan.
2009.12.15: Tips for the iPhone Dragon Dictation app.
2009.12.09: Disney’s Jewish American Princess.
2009.12.08: The biggest disappointments of the ’00s.
2009.12.01: Our hunger for cookbooks.
2009.11.23: Alcohol protects men’s hearts.
2009.11.16: Even vampires do CrossFit.
2009.11.12: Health care or Afghanistan?
2009.11.05: Google Suggest as window into the collective mind.
2009.10.18: Bubbles.
2009.10.15: Go for it on the fourth down.
2009.09.28: Vonnegut on style.
2009.08.29: Keep berries fresh.
2009.08.22: aM Laboratory
2009.07.13: Good dancers make the fittest mates.
2009.07.07: The film industry, in a nutshell.
2009.07.02: Don’t mug retired boxers.
2009.06.06: 25 and over.
2009.05.12: Exclamation points!
2009.05.07: Ko To Tamo Peva.
2009.04.27: The crimes of Ferris Buller.
2009.04.13: Green porno.
2009.04.06: Reversing tooth decay.
2009.04.06: Dance, Polly, dance!
2009.04.05: Deepleap, a word game.
2009.03.26: Where the Wild Things Are.
2009.03.25: Understand rap.
2009.03.23: Don’t mess with police dogs.
2009.03.23: Your doctor still knows shit about nutrition.
2009.03.23: Tails of Manhattan
2009.03.18: Scanwiches.
2009.03.15: The Nietzsche Family Circus.
2009.03.15: Twitter: validation of Sturgeon’s Law.
2009.03.07: Debt vs. GDP.
2009.03.06: My father on Fast Company TV.
2009.03.06: Urban camouflage.
2009.03.01: Time management statistics.
2009.02.19: Brass monkey.
2009.02.17: The Trilogy Meter.
2009.02.17: Oscars predictions by Mr. 538.com.
2009.01.31: The mystery of the yellow line.
2009.01.31: Maira Kalman on the inauguration.
2009.01.29: Gossip Girl vs. Sesame Street.
2009.01.26: Suddenly, Hollywood seems a conservative investment.
2009.01.24: Why diets fail.
2009.01.24: Cleansing: “a large quantity of excrement, both literally and figuratively.”
2009.01.24: Obama makes black test-takers score better.
2009.01.24: What do women want?
2009.01.24: Lego inauguration.
2009.01.15:
2009.01.12: Smarter men have more sperm.
2008.12.25: Chinese food on Christmas.
2008.12.17: On the wishlist: Burger King body spray.
2008.12.14: More time = shorter letter. [Via]
2008.12.12: A message from the auto industry.
2008.12.04: Prop 8, the Musical.
2008.11.22: Happy birthday, Keith!
2008.11.22: Romney on Detroit.
2008.11.21: Chicken head tracking.
2008.11.13: Liars Poker, redux.
2008.11.07: Rahm’s top five moments.
2008.11.04: 99 Bricks.
2008.11.03: The Candy Code.
2008.11.02: Ten reasons not to run marathons.
2008.10.27: World’s best music video.
2008.10.25: Wassup! Then, and now.
2008.10.17: Buffett says buy.
2008.10.13: Stronger = less likely to die.
2008.10.02: The money meltdown.
2008.09.28: Palin’s foreign policy credentials.
2008.09.25: World’s simplest weather report.
2008.09.25: Dominoes made of dominoes.
2008.09.23: Google Maps adds subway directions.
2008.09.16: Retirement is so last year.
2008.09.13: Every Photoshop filter, used in sequence.
2008.08.29: No shit.
2008.08.25: How design can save democracy.
2008.08.24: A better, fan-made Obama ad.
2008.08.22: What kind of fish, really?
2008.08.11: Drugstore athlete.
2008.08.10: Olympics tracker.
2008.07.29: Plead the fifth.
2008.07.11: iPhone or millionaire?
2008.06.30:
2008.06.30: Your brain knows way before your mind does.
2008.06.19:
2008.06.12:
2008.05.31:
2008.05.27: We Are the (Japanese) World.
2008.05.22:
Slow-motion punches in the face.
2008.05.22:
2008.05.11:
Word problems for future hedge fund managers.
2008.04.29:
Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.
2008.04.25:
Make your own Judd Apatow movie!
2008.04.24:
2008.04.22:
2008.04.16: Belly fat = bad news.
2008.04.16: Youngme / Nowme.
2008.04.03: 60-plus and ripped.
2008.04.03: Willpower.
2008.03.31: UTexas students plagiarize honor code.
2008.03.27: Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments.
2008.03.26: Bear naked.
2008.03.22: CrossFit in the NY Times, again.
2008.03.21: Giving makes us happy.
2008.03.13: Stand by your man.
2008.03.12: Hulu: movies, TV, free, legal and high res.
2008.03.11: Viagra now kosher for Passover.
2008.02.29: Feb. 29th = Pizza Party USA!
2008.02.19: The best films that never won Best Picture.
2008.02.18: CFNYC in the WSJ.
2008.02.17: Subprime explained.
2008.02.13: If Valentine’s Day cards were honest.
2008.02.01: Fukin’ Matt Damon.
2008.02.01: Time stops at Grand Central.
2008.02.01: Staying a step ahead of aging.
2008.01.28: One page art.
2008.01.28: Books that make you dumb.
2008.01.16: 40 essential Yiddish words.
2008.01.07: You’ve been misinformed.
2008.01.04: Removes and Prevents MGO (Male Genital Odors).
2008.01.01: Dreams of flying.
2007.12.28: Red wine fights colds.
2007.12.17: Rogue elf.
2007.12.12: Study at Yale. Online.
2007.12.11: Knowing words = feeding the hungry.
2007.12.05: Choose your candidate.
2007.11.29: Kurt Vonnegut.
2007.11.22: Soccer, while wearing binoculars.
2007.11.20: Five reasons to be thankful.
2007.11.16: New Yorkers: Do you know your subway ads?
2007.11.14: Men who look like old lesbians.
2007.11.13: Open Source Apartments.
2007.11.08: Wedgie-proof underpants.
2007.11.01: Even speed-walkers run when chased by samurais.
2007.10.31: Real Transformers.
2007.10.31: Fat people break Disneyland.
2007.10.29: Fashion advice.
2007.10.28: Fat women more jolly.
2007.10.20: Dumbledore is gay.
2007.10.17: Also, how to walk in New York.
2007.10.17: Subway exit compass.
2007.10.01: Fight age with muscle.
2007.10.01: Dining al fresco in NYC.
2007.08.22: “Life hacking” explained.
2007.08.08: NewsGrioer
2007.08.08: Diversity is bad.
2007.07.31: The five second rule.
2007.07.31: Pirates vs Ninjas.
2007.07.26: You can catch fat.
2007.07.24: Famous poems as limericks.
2007.07.20: Why I don’t allow comments.
2007.07.20: Survive a plane crash.
2007.07.11: Human Tetris.
2007.07.10: From: GEICO; To: Optimus Prime.
2007.07.05: Fake Steve Jobs talks online music.
2007.07.04: The U.S. citizenship test.
2007.06.28: Airline Complaint Letter.
2007.06.28: Best Sites for Cheap Flights.
2007.06.28: What the World Eats.
2007.06.26: Eldest Children Have Higher I.Q.s.
2007.06.24: Crazy, in Theremin.
2007.06.20: DailyLit.
2007.06.20: Greenskeeping.
2007.06.20: Learn some magic.
2007.06.19: 18 tricks to fool your body.
2007.06.18: We are the world.
2007.06.13: Judge sues for $65m over lost pants.
2007.06.11: Guitar Wars.
2007.06.04: How to talk to the press.
2007.05.22: Zen parable or just someone being cruel?
2007.05.22: The Traveler’s Dilemma.
2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.
2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.
2007.05.18: See you in Woodside.
2007.05.07: Acid + Crack + Roller Coaster.
2007.05.04: When computers chat.
2007.05.04: Peepee Teepee
2007.04.23: My 11-year-old cousin, Rolling Stone writer.
2007.04.18: SimpleWeather.
2007.04.18: Best talk show ever. [NSFW]
2007.04.17: Fast food: ads vs. reality.
2007.04.17: How to beat up an 8-year-old.
2007.04.12: Gay cars?
2007.04.12: RIP Kurt Vonnegut.
2007.04.10: Website for Miranda July’s new book.
2007.04.09: MADE: I Want To Be A Hipster.
2007.04.09: The world of Parkour.
2007.04.05: Internet Access CAPTCHAs.
2007.04.02: Internet April Fool’s recap.
2007.04.02: Men’s work wardrobe on a tight budget.
2007.03.31: Pastafarian suspended.
2007.03.29: April Fool’s pranks for nerds.
2007.03.29: Long story short.
2007.03.07: NY Mag mobile listings.
2007.02.21: Couples in the kitchen.
2007.02.17: Free TV online.
2007.02.17: Flight Patterns.
2007.02.14: Take a nap.
2007.02.13: Come intern for Cyan!
2007.02.11: Anna Nicole Smith, modern courtesan.
2007.02.06: Mac Ad: Security.
2007.01.29: Faking it at the water cooler: Super Bowl XLI.
2007.01.29: Unhappy Meals. (See also.)
2007.01.24: The Douche Card.
2007.01.21: The generic casserole recipe.
2007.01.20: Things My Boyfriend Says.
2007.01.19: Dr. Franklin’s Underarm Sweat Shields.
2007.01.12: Shake it off.
2007.01.08: Stem cells in amniotic fluid.
2007.01.05: Secrets of food photography.
2007.01.02: Joel Stein doesn’t care what you have to say.
2007.01.02: Modern Drunkard’s 86 Rules of Boozing.
2006.12.21: Blog-media cliches.
2006.12.12: In praise of chain stores.
2006.12.12: Re-dubbing the Christmas classics.
2006.12.12: Expectations change taste.
2006.12.09: The 2006 List of Lists.
2006.12.08: The Internet.
2006.12.08: The December 2006 movie preview.
2006.12.08: The top 50 music videos of 2006.
2006.12.07: Conservative Rabbis Allow ordained gays, same-sex unions.
2006.12.07: The Iraq Study Group’s Recommendations.
2006.12.06: Being Santa isn’t easy.
2006.12.05: NZ rugby team’s Maori war dance.
2006.12.04: Kina Lillet.
2006.12.04: Ancient Egyptians built Pyramids with concrete blocks.
2006.12.01: Recliners vs. Uprights.
2006.11.29: 100 top TV catchphrases.
2006.11.27: Lego bands.
2006.11.27: Riches and Hos.
2006.11.23: Diary of a turkey killer.
2006.11.20: The Top 40 Bands in America.
2006.11.18: The Game: 34 – 13.
2006.11.18: Snoop Dogg pet accessories.
2006.11.16: Looking at the Look Book.
2006.11.14: MAME OS X.
2006.11.07: Grand Theft Mario.
2006.11.06: 12 signs you drank too much last night.
2006.11.06: The Roberts Court takes on abortion.
2006.10.31: Trunk or Treat!
2006.10.31: The economics of Halloween.
2006.10.29: Post No Bills.
2006.10.29: Tragedy.
2006.10.24: Blogs bigger than Jesus.
2006.10.23: Khraigslist.
2006.10.23: Spicy Pony Head.
2006.10.23: Facial expressions are inherited.
2006.10.22: Taco Town. [YouTube]
2006.10.13: Jon Stewart is good.
2006.10.10: Bourbon & Brylcreem, a photoset.
2006.10.10: Three new
Mac ads.
2006.10.10: Stephen Colbert has America by the ballots.
2006.10.09: The biology of B-movie monsters.
2006.10.09: Opera on the cheap.
2006.10.09: Manhattanhenge.
2006.09.29: Shooting War.
2006.09.29: Marmaduke explained.
2006.09.28: Rock Paper Scissors World Championships.
2006.09.28: Dishwasher salmon.
2006.09.28: Screech Powers sex tape.
2006.09.24: Line Rider (and an astounding demo).
2006.09.22: Veritas Airlines.
2006.09.21: Blank keyboard.
2006.09.19: Business Bibs.
2006.09.11: Magnum Photos of 9/11.
2006.09.11: The New Yorker on neuroeconomics.
2006.09.11: Also testing Salmagundi. Movable Type rocks.
2006.09.06: BRINGO: Skip 1-800 phone trees.
2006.09.05: This email will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
2006.08.30: Magician Daniel Chesterfield.
2006.08.29: Hang your artwork without screwing it up.
2006.08.14: Dawn of the [knitted] Dead.
2006.08.12: Truth in Advertising.
2006.08.10: Undress in two seconds.
2006.08.09: Ten unintentionally worst company URLs.
2006.08.06:
Stupid Game Day! Orbox.
2006.08.04: Attractive couples more likely to have girls.
2006.08.04: OK Go on Treadmills.
2006.08.02: Reading is sexy.
2006.08.01: New York’s best cheap eats and best subway line.
2006.07.28: If you have a Mac, you need QuickSilver.
2006.07.28: Van Damm boogies.
2006.07.26: How not to act on J-Date.
2006.07.25: ‘Prophet’s Dilemma’.
2006.07.21: Cats that look like Hitler.
2006.07.19: The Big Lebowski – F_cking Short Version
2006.07.15: Dark Side of the Rainbow.
2006.07.14: OK Go – A Million Ways.
2006.07.13: The NY Times likes Ohio!
2006.07.13: Some dark thoughts on happiness.
2006.07.12: Multiplayer Asteroids.
2006.07.08: The Mario Tragedy.
2006.07.08: Animated knots.
2006.07.06: Richard Simmons on Who’s Line.
2006.07.04: The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.
2006.07.03: PornoTube. [Obviously NSFW]
2006.06.23: RETROBRICK.
2006.06.22: 1000 Arten ein Bier zu öffnen.
2006.06.21: Wal-Mart Jews.
2006.06.18: Lessons learned from dads.
2006.06.18: 3-year old loves Jim Lehrer’s ‘NewsHour’.
2006.06.17: Oral sex in accordand with God’s will.
2006.06.12: Coffee saves your liver.
2006.06.12: The kids-only ringtone. [MP3]
2006.06.06: The Monkey Chow Diaries.
2006.06.06: George Washington. [Video]
2006.06.05: Stephen Colbert’s commencement address.
2006.06.03: Mentos + Diet Coke = Bellagio water show
2006.06.01: California Academy of Tauromaquia.
2006.05.31: Visualizing websites as graphs, in real time.
2006.05.30: Ceiling Cat.
2006.05.30: “Solid Potato Salad”. [Video]
2006.05.30: Brainiac: Alkali metals. [Video]
2006.05.30: The egg came first.
2006.05.28: Women over 30 not too old to get married.
2006.05.25: Rules of the Internet.
2006.05.25: iCryptex.com
2006.05.24: Life in the fast-food lane.
2006.05.23: Females are size queens.
2006.05.19: 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. [Video]
2006.05.18: Thai specialty food.
2006.05.16: The Times-Picayune’s Chris Rose gives a commencement speech.
2006.05.15: Evolution of dance.
2006.05.14: Road trip photos.
2006.05.14: The origins of Mother’s Day.
2006.05.13: Gino Ginny.
2006.05.13: Sickipedia.
2006.05.11: Drunken monkeys.
2006.05.04: King Tut’s penis rediscovered.
2006.05.04: Shave everywhere.
2006.05.03: The Great Gatsby, by John Kenney
2006.05.03: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
2006.05.02: Get a Mac.
2006.05.01: Google Calendar tips.
2006.04.28: Superman is a dick.
2006.04.24: LASIK@Home
2006.04.20: National High Five Day! (
2006.04.19: Pinball Number Count.
2006.04.19: The Vice Guide to Russia.
2006.04.18: 4.18.06: Centennial of SF’s Great Quake.
2006.04.17: Licking your toilet seat: healthier than typing on your keyboard.
2006.04.17: TV Turnoff Week 2006.
2006.04.15: Samurai Kittens.
2006.04.13: Titanic: The Sequel.
2006.04.12: Airigami.
2006.04.10: NYTimes dumbs down headlines for Google.
2006.04.10: Doormen? No thanks.
2006.04.10: Christians sue for right to hate.
2006.04.07: Cabspotting.
2006.04.05: Cyan’s next release: The Oh in Ohio
2006.04.05: Cooking with Peeps.
2006.04.05: Macs run Windows.
2006.03.31: Things to do with Michael Jackson’s credit card.
2006.03.30: iGoatse.
2006.03.28: Superheroues on the toilet.
2006.03.27: Urinal games.
2006.03.27: All Politics is Thymotic.
2006.03.23: New York: home of the nation’s dirtiest air.
2006.03.23: Beards are in.
2006.03.17: Snakes on a Plane: the official trailer.
2006.03.17: The Aural Times
2006.03.15: Ambien zombies.
2006.03.07: Dueling octopus.
2006.03.07: As feared: Blazers & Bling.
2006.03.06: Petition: Recall The Selection of Crash For Best Picture
2006.03.03: Balloon hats of the world.
2006.03.03: People proving theorems while wearing sarongs.
2006.03.01: Knock down dominoes.
2006.03.01: Get a hidden passage for your home.
2006.02.28: Why do people like MySpace?
2006.02.28: How to eat sushi, a video.
2006.02.27: Animaux.
2006.02.27: H&R Block screws up its taxes.
2006.02.27: How to tell if your professor has a liberal bias.
2006.02.24: Sustainable giving: make direct small-business loans to developing countries.
2006.02.22: The inventor of flash mobs tears hipsters a new asshole.
2006.02.21: 50 gayest / manliest things.
2006.02.21: Ending homelessness.
2006.02.17: National Geographic on love.
2006.02.16: Israeli Anti-Semitic Cartoons Contest
2006.02.16: Dork mash-up: Chuck Norris / Web 2.0 facts.
2006.02.14: The Lego Suicides.
2006.02.14: Fridgehenge: in Google Maps or music videos.
2006.02.13: New record!
2006.02.12: Star Wars Valentines
2006.02.12: Top Gear: Trashed Toyota
2006.02.10: World Press Photo’s best of 2006.
2006.02.10: David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling.
2006.02.08: Willywarmers.
2006.02.06: Superbowl commercials.
2006.02.03: Buy your own island.
2006.02.01: A treasury of macrame owls.
2006.02.01: Five Blades! In 2006 and 2004.
2006.01.31: A digital pop-up book: BustoBot.
2006.01.20: Double your sex life: get rid of your TV.
2006.01.20: Men like revenge.
2006.01.20: The Idiotarod.
2006.01.18: Trader Joe’s hits NYC.
2006.01.18: Company name etymologies.
2006.01.10: Tracking misspellings: The Aargh Page.
2006.01.09: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen.
2006.01.09: How to kill a lobster.
2006.01.08: Motherload.
2006.01.07: Another article on Crossfit, though this one doesn’t make us sound like wack-jobs.
2006.01.06: Schadenfreude: Anti-gay pastor arrested for soliciting gay sex.
2006.01.04: How to make snow days.
2006.01.04: The economics of movie theaters.
2006.01.02: You gotta have grit.
2006.01.01: IMSDb: The Internet Movie Script Database.
2005.12.30: Do you get less wet if you run in the rain?
2005.12.21: Knitta, please!
2005.12.19: The Chronic of Narnia. [Video]
2005.12.12: Fuck. Richard Pryor dies at 65.
2005.12.12: Artists have more sex.
2005.12.08: Holiday gifts for kids you don’t really like.
2005.12.07: Playboy. In Braille.
2005.12.07: Ricky Gervais’ podcast.
2005.12.06: The 12 Days of Kitschmas.
2005.12.06: How to make a hip end of the year ‘best albums’ list.
2005.12.05: Mom was right: cold can cause colds.
2005.12.05: Don’t mess with old ladies. [Video]
2005.12.04: The Citizen’s Guide to Refusing New York Subway Searches.
2005.12.03: Baby Bush Toys: brain food for the average child.
2005.12.01: Rare Exports, Inc.: hunting rare Santa Clauses. [Download the .mov]
2005.11.30: The Mp3 Experiment 2.0.
2005.11.30: The Best Word Book Ever: 1963 vs. 1991.
2005.11.24: Training for Macy’s Day Parade balloon handlers.
2005.11.23: Answering magazine-cover questions.
2005.11.18: Ignore this. Just troubleshooting.
2005.11.17: How to tell when a relationship is over – in 90 seconds.
2005.11.15: Secrets of the Haunted Mansion.
2005.11.14: Sarah Silveman, irony maiden.
2005.11.09: Backstreet Boys + Chinese College Kids = Video Hilarity.
2005.11.03: Panexa: excellent drug ad satire.
2005.11.02: The Legend of Jack Handy.
2005.10.31: Carlton Draught’s BIG AD.
2005.10.28: Sure, anyone can join NaNoWriMo, but can you handle NaDruWriNi?
2005.10.25: Calvin and Hobbes’ snow art.
2005.10.25: Classics for illiterates.
2005.10.25: The longest list of the longest stuff at the longest domain name.
2005.10.24: Global peace breaks out, no one notices.
2005.10.24: Lone Star Statements.
2005.10.21: Optical illusion.
2005.10.14: Shoot a long exposure and toss your camera in the air.
2005.10.13: Bald baboon.
2005.10.13: “Nerd Porn Auteur”
2005.10.12: Back when Dennis was actually a menace.
2005.10.11: Lebowski Fest comes to NYC.
2005.10.10: Adventures of an International Male.
2005.10.10: Bush! Crony Jobs.
2005.09.30: Van Morrison’s contractual obligation album.
2005.09.28: Better to buy or rent?
2005.09.27: Romanians seem to have bad luck with their penises.
2005.09.25: Learn to pronounce and spell right.
2005.09.22: Inflatable pub.
2005.09.22: JetBlue passengers watch news of their flight’s landing gear malfunction on seat-back TV.
2005.09.21: How to dress like an agent.
2005.09.20: The Science of Swearing.
2005.09.19: RPS – 15.
2005.09.19: How much New Yorkers make.
2005.09.06: Dinosaurs were fluffy.
2005.08.29: Pencil Revolution: a blog about pencils.
2005.08.18: Wikipedia on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2005.08.18: 10 reasons to not run a marathon.
2005.08.17: Ebert bitch-slaps Deuce Bigalow
2005.08.16: Man dies from horse sex.
2005.08.16: Porn makes you blind.
2005.08.01: Is the Aristocrats a brilliant hoax?
2005.08.01: The Brick Testament.
2005.07.26: Where to drink cheap in NYC.
2005.07.25: What would happen if Roe v. Wade were overturned?
2005.07.18: Thor rolls a joint.
2005.07.18: Twelve unmade sequels to Dances With Wolves.
2005.07.12: The Brick Testament.
2005.07.12: Preview reel from the Found Footage Film Festival.
2005.07.11: Bar Mitzvah highlight reel.
2005.07.11: Planarity.
2005.07.11: Super Timor!
2005.07.07: Patches, the domesticated pony.
2005.07.07: The wonderful world of airline napkins.
2005.07.07: Swimsuit models on The Price is Right.
2005.07.05: Snip the tip and reduce AIDS risk by 70%.
2005.07.05: Exciting links for boring days.
2005.07.03: Get in shape: come work out at the new CrossFit NYC.
2005.06.30: I Hate Horses – The Blog.
[NSFW]
2005.06.27: New York Beaches you can get to from Manhattan without a car.
2005.06.26: Film’s best death rays.
2005.06.16: On stealing music.
2005.06.16: Bands in matching outfits.
2005.06.16: “Conversations with my wife about Star Wars.”
2005.06.15: Wikipedia entry on “rocking the house”
2005.06.14: The writing’s on the stall.
2005.06.13: Google Will Eat Itself.
2005.06.13: Urban camping in Times Square
2005.06.13: IM hits Hollywood.
2005.06.09: Eat more cinnamon.
2005.06.08: Free Beethoven.
2005.06.07: David Sedaris on airline seating and crosswords,
2005.06.07: Alien-abducted children’s drawings, plus how to prevent alien abduction.
2005.06.06: Torah tech.
2005.05.31: Toilets for the plus-sized.
2005.05.27: How to bitch-slap creationists.
2005.05.26: Scrolling LED Belt Buckle.
2005.05.26: The Phallic Logo Awards.
2005.05.25: Stunt City.
2005.05.25: Tony the Tiger goes silent.
2005.05.24: How to Perform Strong Man Stunts.
2005.05.24: Get some sun to ward off cancer.
2005.05.23: The (political) science of salt.
2005.05.18: Practical Elephant Management.
2005.05.18: The Last Star Wars Supper.
2005.05.18: A final trailer: March of the Penguins.
2005.05.17: My trailer spree continues: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
2005.05.12: How to go to the orchestra.
2005.05.12: Narnia trailer
2005.05.09: Mind-blowing sand sculptures.
2005.05.05: Giving up on books.
2005.05.05: The Scorched Earth Party.
2005.05.05: Everything’s Coming Up Rosie: liveblogging and
montage.
2005.05.04: Cup-A-Cake.
2005.05.04: no fury like a woman scorned.
2005.05.03: Ugly kids less loved by their parents.
2005.04.29: PostSecret.
2005.04.28: Paper Napkin.
2005.04.25: 54 optical illusions.
2005.04.19: Dihydrogen Monoxide: pro and con.
2005.04.19: Jokes with realistic endings.
2005.04.19: A Passover comic
2005.04.18: My friend / trainee Jenny won the NJ marathon.
2005.04.15: So very wrong: bukkake cookies [SFW]
2005.04.15: Ask Meta on good toasts.
2005.04.12: What’s on W’s iPod?
2005.04.12: How to spell a sneeze.
2005.04.12: Collected research on tipping.
2005.04.10: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Nutritional Programs.
2005.04.07: Gender differences on IM.
2005.04.07: Paying more to eat less.
2005.04.07: The final scene of Seven, performed by stuffed animals.
2005.04.06: Playlist Anxiety.
2005.04.05: The (Annotated) New York Times.
2005.04.05: Starbucks Delocator.
2005.04.05: Google Maps adds unbelievable satellite view.
2005.04.04: The Man Scouts vs. The Man Scouts [NSFW].
2005.04.04: Teen study vindicates Clinton.
2005.03.30: The World Beard and Moustache Championships.
2005.03.30: I’m the newest addition to CrossFit’s Muscle-up Club, having managed to grind out a muscle-up.
2005.03.29: Clocky: an alarm clock for snooze button abusers.
2005.03.29: Mr. Roger’s Dartmouth commencement address.
2005.03.27: Extra! Extra! S-A attacked by aliens!
2005.03.25: You owe it to them after all those downloads: Help the Decemberists.
2005.03.25: Turn your cell phone into a home phone.
2005.03.23: The Credit Card Prank, Part Two.
2005.03.22: Friendster: The Movie.
2005.03.21: Get an MBA, Good Will Hunting style.
2005.03.20: Street brawlers: how many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
2005.03.20: The inside scoop on being a bike messenger.
2005.03.18: Research on the advantages of being short.
2005.03.17: St. Patrick’s Day planner.
2005.03.17: Angry bed positions. (SFW)
2005.03.17: Freebird!
2005.03.15: Interview with entrepreneur Fred Gratzon, world’s laziest man.
2005.03.10: Write better emails.
2005.03.09: 101 zen stories.
2005.03.09: Veteran designer Milton Glaser’s rules for life.
2005.03.07: Help needed: name Aubrey’s dog.
2005.03.07: Had to be posted: NY Mag’s Best of New York
2005.03.06: How to destroy the earth.
2005.03.05: Twinoo:
a video game face-off between the two halves of your brain.
2005.03.05: Ribbons to support ribbons!
2005.03.05: Celebrities blinking.
2005.03.04: Flirting via iTunes.
2005.03.03: A great resource for students looking to attain scholarships.
2005.03.02: Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Pirated MP3s.
2005.02.28: Science says: you reall should ‘sleep on it’.
2005.02.27: Great story on John Gilmore’s fight against I.D.
2005.02.26: Empathy and our monkey brains.
2005.02.25: Finding The A-team.
2005.02.24: Superheroes + Office Space = This Place Sucks
2005.02.24: The unwritten rules of Oscar.
2005.02.23: If your browser lacks bling: the PimpZilla Firefox theme.
2005.02.22: Every Calvin and Hobbes, ever.
2005.02.19: What every McDonald’s needs: a bathroom attendant.
2005.02.19: Abstinence-only education: Iron Hymen and Sex is for FAGS!
2005.02.18: Step aside Christo: The Somerville Gates.
2005.02.16: A collection of 24 great household tips.
2005.02.16: Research says internet dating actually works.
2005.02.14: Men: Feel left out by Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry, becauseSteak and BJ Day is just a month away.
2005.02.11: Photos on Flickr of Christo’s ‘The Gates’.
2005.02.09: Cook & Tell: Confessions of a Kitchen Romeo.
2005.02.08: Consumer Reports rates condoms.
2005.02.08: The amazing, new Google Maps.
2005.02.07: Spamusement!
2005.02.07: Pre-halftime show notes from the NFL to Paul McCartney.
2005.02.03: Techniques for cutting different vegetables.
2005.02.03: Bedtime music helps you sleep better.
2005.02.02: The ever-popular State of the Union Address Drinking Game, 2005.
2005.02.02: A screensaver made from computer dreams: electric sheep.
2005.01.31: Squashed philosophers.
2005.01.31: Facts on farts.
2005.01.31: Top 100 NYC cheap eats.
2005.01.27: Meet urologist Dick Chopp.
2005.01.27: In what gender do you write?
2005.01.25: Sexual equality in topless sunbathing. (Work-safe.)
2005.01.18: what if…
2005.01.17: At what temperature does vodka freeze?
2005.01.17: A Perfect Day for Bananafish
2005.01.17: Postal experiments.
2005.01.17: Fifty tools to improve your writing.
2005.01.17: Movie cliches.
2005.01.15: Terry Gilliam + Rube Goldberg + Flash = Treasure Box.
2005.01.14: I learned to write prettily by copying this.
2005.01.11: Now you don’t have to read the comics; he’ll do it for you.
2005.01.11: The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists vs. Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle
2005.01.10: Ceerleader Toss.
2005.01.10: McShwarma.
2005.01.10: With Payola on its last legs, will radio get worse?
2005.01.10: Cooking for Engineers.
2005.01.06: Cameramail
2005.01.04: Where the hell is ILYW?
2005.01.03: 867-5309
2005.01.03: Clever devils get the bird.
2005.01.03: “Misused” quotation marks.
2004.12.31: For old times’ sake, 20 facts about voting in the USA.
2004.12.31: This just in: tourists are idiots.
2004.12.26: Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.
2004.12.23: Brilliant: Planned Parenthood turns pickets into pledges.
2004.12.22: Listen to pi.
2004.12.22: The Graphing Calculator story.
2004.12.18: The May Day Mystery.
2004.12.17: Reflex, a dangerously addictive little game.
2004.12.16: Why everything tastes like chicken.
2004.12.15: The best boy-band ever: boy o boy
2004.12.14: PubSub: adjudicating the internet popularity contest.
2004.12.12: Read this now: If we all hate consumerism, how come we can’t stop shopping?
2004.12.08: Buy your beard now.
2004.12.08: Offensively recaptioned spidey comics. (Click reload to rotate.)
2004.12.08: An interview with the always articulate Sarah B.
2004.12.04: Men: The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic’s Guide to Holiday Romance
2004.12.01: This is about self-reference.
2004.11.30: Elmore Leonard on writing.
2004.11.30: Why Yale is better than Harvard.
2004.11.28: Blogexplosion: “the internet’s first blog exchange.”
2004.11.28: Do It Now.
2004.11.26: What to buy a man who has everything? A penis cravat.
2004.11.25: Protect your banana.
2004.11.23: Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks.
2004.11.22: Curious what the lyrics mean?
2004.11.22: Dating website dumps serial shagger.
2004.11.22: Gallup says: only 1/3 of US believes in evolution. Oy vey.
2004.11.19: Daily Show exec. producer Ben Karlin.
2004.11.19: Count the stars: 12MANY.
2004.11.19: An interview with Israel’s chief interrogator.
2004.11.19: What to do when your co-worker is away.
2004.11.18: How to call shotgun.
2004.11.17: Oy gevalt: Yiddish lit with Dick and Jane.
2004.11.17: Punctuation substitution for undercover hate mail.
2004.11.16: Explaining attraction: the Ladder Theory.
2004.11.15: RoboDump 1.0.
2004.11.15: Unnatural selection.
2004.11.11: Fast Company weighs in on what’s next.
2004.11.11: Does balanced coverage promote bad science?
2004.11.10: Bad 80’s sweaters.
2004.11.10: Fuck the South.
2004.11.06: NBA fines Mavs owner Mark Cuban for blogging.
2004.11.05: Feed your brain: The Dictionary of the History of Ideas.
2004.11.05: Remind me why we didn’t let the South secede?
2004.11.04: America: Red & Blue or Purple?
2004.11.04: My industry, making me ‘proud’ as usual.
2004.11.03: Schwarzenegger ’08?
2004.11.03: 5 stages.
2004.11.03: Rappers’ real names.
2004.11.02: Florida off to a good start.
2004.11.01: For the 3 remaining undecideds: even the Economist is endorsing Kerry.
2004.11.01: 2004’s scariest Halloween costumes.
2004.11.01: Best. Warning Sign. Ever.
2004.10.28: God I wish these came in adult sizes.
2004.10.28: Why women date assholes, in Venn diagram.
2004.10.24: How to lace your shoes.
2004.10.23: LED porn. [nsfw]
2004.10.20: Ten years back vs. now: ow Bush’s debate skills have declined.
2004.10.20: Republican for Kerry? You’re in good company.
2004.10.19: Turn off the TV. Any TV.
2004.10.19: Attaching material ‘a’ to material ‘b’? Choose the right glue.
2004.10.18: George W. Bush: Without a Doubt.
2004.10.18: Jon Stewart takes it to Crossfire. As video or text.
2004.10.14: Bill O’Reilly. Sexually harassing hypocrite.
2004.10.12: All you need is a camera and some loose skin.
2004.10.12: Econ professors pen an open letter to the president.
2004.10.10: This is, basically, what my brother and his roommates actually do.
2004.10.08: Two sides of an issue from one politician.
2004.10.08: Is Bush wearing a wire in the debates?
2004.10.07: Ten Mistakes Writers Don’t See (But Can Easily Fix When They Do)
2004.10.07: Big business from small hits? Taking advantage of the long tail.
2004.10.07: A quick video recap of the Republican National Convention.
2004.10.07: The urinal etiquette of peeing with Bill Gates.
2004.09.20: I found some of your life
2004.09.08: The curse of Dick Cheney.
2004.09.08: Why the truth matters.
2004.09.06: Some real inventions that were predicted in sci-fi.
2004.09.03: Bush, by the numbers.
2004.09.02: Kill Bill, Vol. 1, in ASCI.
2004.09.01: RNC diary of a strip-club waitress.
2004.09.01: Debunking Giuliani’s and Schwarzenegger’s speeches.
2004.08.30: Happy tenth birthday, Wonderbra.
2004.08.29: “Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
2004.08.18: Doing a Lynndie,
2004.08.17: Seven brief interviews with Woody Allen.
2004.08.14: How not to buy happiness
2004.08.08: Add it early to your Christmas wish list: The Retro-Incabulator. [.wmv]
2004.08.06: Dscrediting Swift Boat Vet for Truth.
2004.08.06: Ever wonder what Alvin, Simon & Theodore would sound like, slowed down to normal speed? Now you know.
2004.08.05: Time for New York to secede from the Union.
2004.07.30: Jerry Falwell to give the Republican Convention opening prayer.
2004.07.29: Will Ferrell as George Bush in White House West.
2004.07.29: Ali G’s Harvard commencement speech.
2004.07.28: In a bipartisan show of support, the blue-skewing folks at Slice present G.O.Pizza, with tips for delegates on how to order and hold real New York pizza.
2004.07.26: Webloggers on the inside at the Democratic National Convention.
2004.07.26: Get fired up for the next Jackie Chan, in this hit Japanese film, coming to US late fall. (Impressive: no stunt wires or CGI were used.)
2004.07.23: Crosby/Nash ’04: “We’ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.”
2004.07.22: Video for the wonderful Iron & Wine’s Naked as We Came.
2004.07.22: Schedule angioplasty later in the day, then stop in and drink some donuts.
2004.07.21: Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.
2004.07.21: Cheney vs. Leahy, the untold story.
2004.07.20: Google, circa 1960.
2004.07.19: Wish your apartment could smell like a diner all the time? Now it can.
2004.07.19: Which ethical philosopher most closely represents your views?
2004.07.18: An incredibly choregoraphed bit of synchronized video game dancing.
2004.07.17: Amazon users review My Pet Goat.
2004.07.17: Blockbuster gets ready to take on Netflix.
2004.07.16: What W is not, in his own words.
2004.07.15: Possible follow-up songs for one-hit wonders.
2004.07.14: An ‘essay’ about Walt Whitman from a disgruntled honors English student.
2004.07.14: Thoughtful weblogging by the Incredible Hulk.
2004.07.12: In answer to critics, Michael Moore provides a rather extensive list of Fahrenheit 9/11 fact-checks.
2004.07.08: What politicians are your favorite celebs funding?
2004.07.06: More fine reporting from the brilliant folks at the NY Post.
2004.07.06: Just when you think marketing stupidity has reached its peak, someone comes up with ass-vertising. (Possibly NSFW)
2004.07.04: Hone your search skills with the handy Google Guide.
2004.07.02: Fortunately for me, dorks are the new hotness.
2004.06.30: Jon Stewart chats it up on Larry King Live.
2004.06.29: Bush bitch-slapped by the Supreme Court and Chirac.
2004.06.28: Paradoxically, abortions get Republicans elected.
2004.06.28: A quick blast from Internet past: Ted the Tool’s Guide to Lock Picking.
2004.06.28: The New York sex industry gears up for the Republican Convention, family values be damned.
2004.06.26: Star Wars + Office Space = Office Space Wars. (30mb .wmv)
2004.06.26: “The Parasite Pals give some irritation but much fun and love is to be shared.”
2004.06.24: Since top-100 lists are for pansies, the NY Times weighs in with a list of the 1,000 best movies ever made.
2004.06.22: Tearing apart a recent book on punctuation for, among other reasons, poor punctuation.
2004.06.18: To rewrite the O.E. Dictionary,
in a manner less haute literary,
OEDILF
kicks
words into limericks,
defining them so well it’s scary.
2004.06.18: Restaurant Week’s a comin’ – reserve a table now.
2004.06.17: A very useful post on Ask MeFi about how to kill people and dispose of their bodies.
2004.06.16: Paul Ford explains why it’s tough to be a geek.
2004.06.15: After analyzing thousands of Pitchfork music reviews, a computer scientist writes songs the reviewers are bound to like.
2004.06.12: 1. For every subject, there are only two things you really need to know.
2. Everything else is just the application of those two things.
2004.06.12: Not only can money not buy you happiness, it apparently can’t even buy you sex.
2004.06.07: With the power of Google Answers, debunking a popular trivia email forward.
2004.06.07: Expanding the investigative power of the documentary film form, here comes Combover, the Movie.
2004.06.07: In a pleasant surprise, the much-deserving Avenue Q takes the Tony for Best Musical.
2004.06.06: Looking back at the top ten stupid memes that have swept across the internet.
2004.06.06: A classic geek game, Petals Around the Rose has frustrated some of technology’s best minds. Try it yourself.
2004.06.04: In prime form, Viceland explains why STDs aren’t so scary after all.
2004.06.04: One of the greatest commercials, ever.
2004.06.03: Now that summer fruits and veggies are here, pack your freezer full for year-round healthy eating.
2004.06.03: A panel of leading economists suggests a priority order for addressing the world’s social problems, in an effort to focus the attack on those areas most likely to yield the largest advances from our often resource-limited efforts.
2004.06.02: The lovely Bazima tallies the notches on her bedpost.
2004.06.02: While stem cell research is steeped in controversy, very few people have moral problems with fertility clinics, which use nearly identical techniques.
2004.06.01: While many have idly speculated, the Museum of Hoaxes seems to be the first to lay out a convincing argument for the secret identity of Hollywood blogger Rance.
2004.06.01: “Things That Might Fly If You Put Enough Rockets on Them”, and other important topics, discussed monthly at Dorkbot.
2004.06.01: Do tiny crustaceans, called copepods, make NYC tap water not kosher?
2004.06.01: Sadly, your favorite musician has shitty taste.
2004.06.01: Always wanted to become an l33t hacker? Here’s everything you need to know.
2004.06.01: how to seem smarter
2004.05.31: daily da vinci
2004.05.28: red dotss
2004.05.27: potential vp’s
2004.05.27: play pump and
2004.05.26: innumeracy
2004.05.26: gore speaks
2004.05.26: how public is npr?
2004.05.26: cookie mongoloid
2004.05.25: toyota concept car
2004.05.25: google bomb list
2004.05.24: bush: the jesus factor
2004.05.20: troy, abridged
2004.05.20: cornstarch [wmv]
2004.05.20: bitch hit my truck
2004.05.20: pin-up cartoons
2004.05.19: the bunion
2004.05.19: jon stewart speech
2004.05.19: cover letter tips
2004.05.19: hands-free panda
2004.05.18: the tyranny of email
2004.05.18: no sex, no babies
2004.05.18: gay marriage
2004.05.18: fifty word fiction
2004.05.18: name that candybar
2004.05.17: japanese ice cream
2004.05.17: dining on everest
2004.05.17: people i have written on
2004.05.16: world sexual records
2004.05.14: the incredibles trailer
2004.05.14: toks, inc.
2004.05.14: anti-hiv virus
2004.05.13: bush/giuliani?
2004.05.13: johnkerryisadouchebagbut
imvotingforhimanyway.com
2004.05.13: junk dna
2004.05.13: reading with the enemy
2004.05.13: zimbardo & abu ghraib
2004.05.12: 532875 joshuas
2004.05.12: minimalist flashlight
2004.05.12: infinite number of monkeys
2004.05.11: manhattan waiter
2004.05.11: zogby calls kerry
2004.05.11: hatfield-mccoy photos
2004.05.11: un-redacting
2004.05.10: la phil plays final fantasy
2004.05.10: teatro dei bugiardi
2004.05.10: suburban lofts
2004.05.10: camera phone tips
2004.05.08: internet entendre
2004.05.08: skip lunch fight hunger
2004.05.07: researching happiness
2004.05.07: staying with scientologists
2004.05.06: morons for bush
2004.05.06: infinite cat project
2004.05.06: see the gorilla?
2004.05.04: shining with bunnies
2004.05.04: hair
2004.05.04: cells are new cars
2004.05.04: understanding colds
2004.05.03: digging a hole
2004.05.03: sex in film
2004.05.03: kerryoke
2004.05.02: gunther
2004.05.02: foreign commercials
2004.05.02: johnny cash monkey
2004.05.01: pac manhattan
2004.05.01: bananaphone
2004.05.01: pocketbikes
2004.05.01: barroom photography
2004.04.30: marshmallows at lightspeed
2004.04.30: kikkoman flash
2004.04.30: asl dictionary
2004.04.29: mario saga, pt. 4
2004.04.29: squirrel on atkins
2004.04.29: stupid movie physics
2004.04.29: syntehtic life
2004.04.29: gps drawing
2004.04.29: grilling valenti
2004.04.28: word oddities
2004.04.28: nicosphere 3000
2004.04.27: good wife’s guide
2004.04.27: lincoln convention
2004.04.27: ebay wedding dress
2004.04.27: otoftc
2004.04.27: free ice cream (also)
2004.04.27: making good mp3s
2004.04.26: pinhole photo day
2004.04.25: the value of good sex
2004.04.25: hey crackhead
2004.04.24: handy phrasebook
2004.04.20: drink-o-meter
2004.04.17: in search of happiness
2004.04.17: peeps challenge
2004.04.15: become a ninja
2004.04.14: blog rubric
2004.04.14: rating cupcakes
2004.04.14: understanding kill bill
2004.04.14: transparent duct tape
2004.04.14: underoo packages
2004.04.14: omlet eglu
2004.04.13: macgyverisms
2004.04.13: livejournal images
2004.04.13: yale copies wesleyan
2004.04.13: amazin’ beer chiller
2004.04.11: nature-based color
2004.04.10: marge in maxim
2004.04.10: kosher circus
2004.04.09: $14 steadycam
2004.04.08: bribing maitre d’s
2004.04.08: size matters
2004.04.08: how jazz works
2004.04.08: one leg ddr
2004.04.08: jazz haiku
2004.04.07: two masters
2004.04.07: identifont
2004.04.07: pavlov for speeding
2004.04.07: dodgeball.social
2004.04.07: clothing faces
2004.04.07: spelling viagra
2004.04.07: hidden gems
2004.04.06: “t” is for trivia
2004.04.06: toilets of the world
2004.04.06: seinfeld & superman
2004.04.06: anti-bush wash tagr
2004.04.05: 9/11 preventable
2004.04.05: on friendster
2004.04.02: museum of bad art
2004.04.02: sex makes you smart
2004.04.01: hating april fools
2004.04.01: top 100 hoaxes
2004.03.31: grading flags
2004.03.30: origami kaiju
2004.03.30: scubadoo
2004.03.30: french anime
2004.03.29: bad trailer
2004.03.29: good trailer
2004.03.29: charlie brown, existentialist
2004.03.29: google design change
2004.03.29: highbrow guttermouth
2004.03.29: factcheck.org
2004.03.27: brief safe
2004.03.27: senator’s jokes
2004.03.27: barbie mods
2004.03.27: future me
2004.03.27: growing gummies
2004.03.22: worldbuilder
2004.03.22: non-electric
refrigerator
2004.03.21: biblical marriage law
2004.03.21: drunken goals
2004.03.19: bad band names
2004.03.19: boohbah
2004.03.19: di kats der payats
2004.03.19: moisture farming
2004.03.19: peguin game II
2004.03.19: currency origami
2004.03.18: mispronounced words
2004.03.18: fart in a jar
2004.03.18: google phonebook
2004.03.18: usb hello kitty
2004.03.15: exercises in style
2004.03.15: speed-typing game
2004.03.15: makeup tips for goths
2004.03.15: national corndog day
2004.03.15: whitney biennial
2004.03.11: bunny exorcist
2004.03.11: trumpet robot
2004.03.11: shakespeare networks
2004.03.10: la mating cry
2004.03.10: movieoke
2004.03.10: fat kills
2004.03.10: no sex, but std’s still
2004.03.10: chris rock’s number”
2004.03.10: self-checkout tips
2004.03.09: nsfw origami
2004.03.09: point/counterpoint
2004.03.08: punk kids clothes
2004.03.08: kenny g / jay z
2004.03.08: interpret your dreams
2004.03.04: world subways
2004.03.04: making fiends
2004.03.03: handy aramaic
2004.03.03: awful plastic surgery
2004.03.03: calvin & hobbes search
2004.03.03: videogam porn
2004.03.03: this to that
2004.03.02: kerry worries.
2004.03.02: don’t be mad
2004.03.02: seussentennial
2004.03.02: stairway to satan
2004.03.01: beyond compare
2004.03.01: scary fish
2004.03.01: samish-sex marriages
2004.03.01: cabby charm school
2004.03.01: eco-traitor?
2004.02.29: condensed novels
2004.02.27: time-lapse video
2004.02.27: russian talkshow fight
2004.02.27: matchstick rockets
2004.02.27: netflix for books
2004.02.27: ‘passion’ kills
2004.02.27: bush quiz
2004.02.27: ny gay weddings?
2004.02.26: warthog launch
2004.02.26: ahoy ahoy
2004.02.26: pn’c in time
2004.02.26: mario tragedy, act 1, 2, 3
2004.02.26: social climbing
2004.02.26: toothpick carvings
2004.02.26: net in ’96 vs ’04
2004.02.25: how i see the u.s.
2004.02.25: democrat pyshology
2004.02.25: cat-with-hands
2004.02.24: engagement faq
2004.02.24: weird toys
2004.02.24: draft moore
2004.02.24: gorey book covers
2004.02.24: che babies
2004.02.23: ny romscapes
2004.02.23: support story
2004.02.23: subway changes (pdf)
2004.02.23: de ja vu
2004.02.23: molecule names
2004.02.22: imaginary girlfriends
2004.02.22: s&tc’s new york
2004.02.21: the new black
2004.02.21: history today
2004.02.21: draw your boss
2004.02.21: costumed babies
2004.02.21: medieval qveere eye
2004.02.21: 8up
2004.02.19: attraction test
2004.02.19: big gay bouquet
2004.02.18: how to cheat
2004.02.18: pring pon
2004.02.18: barcode yourself
2004.02.18: dean suspends campaign
2004.02.18: win pepsi itunes
2004.02.18: dave chappelle
2004.02.17: kevin’s sketchbook
2004.02.17: teen finds self
2004.02.17: brevity
2004.02.17: bill hicks
2004.02.17: ken & barbie split
2004.02.16: polaroid on outkast
2004.02.16: is ulysses good?
2004.02.16: fish cameras
2004.02.16: us food faq
2004.02.15: freud & jung
2004.02.15: cell jamming
2004.02.15: love chemistry
2004.02.14: secret life
2004.02.14: calvin/hobbes/fight club
2004.02.14: very odd game
2004.02.14: creepy valentines
2004.02.14: your brain in love
2004.02.13: i love egg
2004.02.13: rose prices
2004.02.13: love graffiti
2004.02.13: bush/kerry timeline
2004.02.13: m&m packing
2004.02.12: balloons in space
2004.02.12: atkins skinny?
2004.02.12: obfuscation
2004.02.12: card moves
2004.02.11: harvard porn
2004.02.11: poodle hair
2004.02.11: ’70s nyc
2004.02.11: latte vs. latte
2004.02.11: flickr
2004.02.10: pirate bathroom 2
2004.02.10: pirate bathroom
2004.02.10: gay penguin dads
2004.02.10: bush or palpatine?
2004.02.10: auction oddities
2004.02.10: valentine potato
2004.02.10: spec commercials
2004.02.09: bohemian index
2004.02.09: email posterity
2004.02.09: cowboy monkey
2004.02.09: freshdirect
2004.02.09: mao of poo
2004.02.08: harmon’s blind date
2004.02.08: what to rent
2004.02.08: laundry monitor
2004.02.08: william hung
2004.02.08: wi-fi ethics
2004.02.08: in defense of football
2004.02.06: overqualified
2004.02.06: kiss and tell
2004.02.06: snowman porn
2004.02.06: skeptic’s dictionary
2004.02.06: swearing severity
2004.02.06: touchy feely
2004.02.05: silent itunes
2004.02.05: nibbles
2004.02.04: alternative valentines
2004.02.04: people support downloads
2004.02.04: biotech anti-activist
2004.02.04: pizza party usa
2004.02.04: li’l g n’r
2004.02.04: old guy climbs
2004.02.03: 6 trick
2004.02.03: id checks flawed
2004.02.03: old wives tales
2004.02.02: nanotech overview
2004.02.02: super bowl ads
2004.02.02: nyc salaries
2004.02.02: janet’s breast
2004.02.02: super bowl streaker
2004.02.01: moveon’s censored ad
2004.02.01: super bowl myths
2004.02.01: non-fan football guide
2004.02.01: translating ludacris
2004.02.01: crappy but fun game
2004.02.01: kids on classic rock
2004.01.31: helpful tips
2004.01.30: ladies, start voting
2004.01.30: panda porn
2004.01.30: ads are stupid
2004.01.30: pickled dragon
2004.01.30: pixar dumps disney
2004.01.29: world license plates
2004.01.29: kitchen bacterium
2004.01.29: bush helps arts
2004.01.29: yarmulkebra
2004.01.28: best game ever
2004.01.28: taxi price hike
2004.01.28: imaginary girlfriends
2004.01.28: 10 writing mistakes
2004.01.28: infomercial reviews
2004.01.28: kaba kick
2004.01.28: colder than mars
2004.01.27: advocacy flash
2004.01.27: gay boyfriend’
2004.01.27: grooving kittens
2004.01.27: on selling cars
2004.01.27: we’re not neanderthals
2004.01.26: how was she
2004.01.26: cockney rhyming slang
2004.01.26: solving homelessness
2004.01.26: mac stories
2004.01.26: lotr is wiz of oz?
2004.01.25: ghost towns
2004.01.25: ikea as videogame
2004.01.24: tyranny of copyright
2004.01.24: kazaa sues records co’s
2004.01.24: the fat project
2004.01.24: nerd marriage proposal
2004.01.23: l&o coloring book
2004.01.23: like gawker for dc
2004.01.22: penguin batting
2004.01.22: sleep makes you smart
2004.01.22: unpopular names
2004.01.21: body parts freezer
2004.01.21: no brooklyn ‘oy vey’
2004.01.21: more on sucky s.o.t.u.
2004.01.21: why the s.o.t.u. sucked
2004.01.21: primaries dummy guide
2004.01.20: secret apple computer
2004.01.20: interior cleaning required
2004.01.20: state of the union drinking game
2004.01.20: virtual dogshit creator
2004.01.19: group hug
2004.01.19: nollywood
2004.01.19: metrosexual quiz
2004.01.18: something positive
2004.01.18: fire-powered hot tub
2004.01.17: coining ‘metrosexual’
2004.01.16: republicans for dean
2004.01.15: the web’s color
2004.01.15: walmart monopoly
2004.01.15: 296 accents
2004.01.15: be a woo-woo
2004.01.15: generic rap song
2004.01.15: other people’s stories
2004.01.14: noodling
2004.01.14: extreme segway
2004.01.14: bugmenot
2004.01.14: minimalist porn
2004.01.14: chicken-suit thief
2004.01.14: woody allen on physics
2004.01.13: mrs. dean
2004.01.13: colored smoke
2004.01.13: speed acrobat 6 load
2004.01.13: new google tools
2004.01.12: abandoned bikes
2004.01.12: better pay = safer cabs
2004.01.12: larry david
2004.01.12: howard “angry” dean
2004.01.11: beer goggles
2004.01.11: runners’ high = pot
2004.01.11: your scrabble score
2004.01.10: bad fashion photos
2004.01.10: u.s. kids fattest
2004.01.10: how to deconstruct
2004.01.09: busking wisdom
2004.01.09: acid drawings
2004.01.09: dead end job journal
2003.11.13: size matters
2003.11.13: time to leave home?
2003.11.13: cool inventions
2003.11.12: deleted matrix scenes
2003.11.12: tv & public interest
2003.11.12: guy spa anxiety
2003.11.11: buy this book
2003.11.11: straight plan
2003.11.10: discardia
2003.11.10: angora rabbits
2003.11.10: the meatrix
2003.11.10: internet killed the pornmag star
2003.11.09: ebay feedback
2003.11.09: bag beds
2003.11.07: antagonyms
2003.11.07: city creator
2003.11.07: queer eye drinking game
2003.11.06: trojan games
2003.11.06: flash madness: good
2003.11.06: flash madness: bad
2003.11.06: stair diving
2003.11.05: fish farting
2003.11.05: nyc loves cupcakes
2003.11.05: college newspapers
2003.11.04: kangaroo scrotum
2003.11.04: koala poo earrings
2003.11.04: biz card cartoons
2003.11.04: 80’s music quiz
2003.11.03: rumsfield’s mojo
2003.11.03: bad album covers
2003.11.02: totally sidetalkin
2003.11.02: the picture of everything
2003.11.01: cell division
2003.11.01: aeron wheelchair
2003.10.31: brains4zombies
2003.10.31: broke? kill yourself
2003.10.31: tnemezidnargga-fles
2003.10.31: mini kiss
2003.10.30: who to vote for
2003.10.30: tina fey
2003.10.30: bunny tastes good
2003.10.29: hipster kitsch
2003.10.29: goodbye cruller world
2003.10.29: 80’s nostalgia
2003.10.28: freezer storage chart
2003.10.28: starbucks celebs
2003.10.28: traffic mayhem
2003.10.28: drugs for sports
2003.10.27: extreme pumpkins
2003.10.26: nano-velcro
2003.10.25: amazon vs. google
2003.10.24: plussed
2003.10.24: bad covers
2003.10.24: redistricting
2003.10.23: how much is inside?
2003.10.23: scan me
2003.10.22: rip elliott smith
2003.10.21: new walk signs
2003.10.21: kindergarden for men
2003.10.21: cabby complaints up
2003.10.20: monkey brain robots
2003.10.20: cursing bush
2003.10.20: old games, new kids
2003.10.19: hacking tsa
2003.10.19: photo in a photo in a
2003.10.16: baby got back
2003.10.16: itunes for windows
2003.10.14: shoes with butter
2003.10.13: sex is good for you
2003.10.13: rejection hurts
2003.10.10: bueller time
2003.10.10: colored money
2003.10.09: bush the poet
2003.10.09: adult shadow puppets
2003.10.08: bueller time
2003.10.08: multiple animals
2003.10.08: new york changing
2003.10.07: internet tennis
2003.10.07: fake indie cred
2003.10.06: do not call
2003.10.06: mingus on cat peeing
2003.10.05: monkey poetry
2003.10.05: monkey lander
2003.10.04: dvd easter eggs
2003.10.04: chicks know hot
2003.10.04: bubble trouble
2003.10.03: office game
2003.10.03: tv news -> idiots
2003.10.03: learn asl
2003.10.03: cookie crumbles
2003.10.02: branded kid names
2003.10.02: tough customer
2003.10.02: snes endings
2003.10.02: prayer saves
2003.10.02: undyrug
2003.10.01: strange persons
2003.10.01: fried food
2003.10.01: selling the moon
2003.10.01: caging great whites
2003.09.30: japanese sex toy
2003.09.30: mba dating
2003.09.29: oral sex ban
2003.09.29: lotr trailer
2003.09.29: show and tell
2003.09.29: bathe often
2003.09.28: men endangered?
2003.09.28: skulls
2003.09.25: print money
2003.09.25: terry gross
2003.09.25: frankenfood good?
2003.09.25: fast electric car
2003.09.24: throwing shoes
2003.09.23: bill murray
2003.09.23: moving to nyc
2003.09.23: cheeseburger fries
2003.09.23: chaps man
2003.09.22: monkey justice
2003.09.22: monkey rescue
2003.09.22: kids on radiohead
2003.09.22: beard championships
2003.09.22: monopoly math
2003.09.19: aquada
2003.09.19: differences
2003.09.19: thief on a roll
2003.09.18: how to
2003.09.18: supermarket searching
2003.09.18: snapple not healthy
2003.09.18: open crotch pants
2003.09.18: Lost in Translation: A+
2003.09.18: defense coloring book
2003.09.17: dissent
2003.09.17: nyc hurricane evacuation
2003.09.16: feigning taste
2003.09.16: home improvement
2003.09.16: sleep position psych
2003.09.15: broken hearts
2003.09.15: $200 bill
2003.09.15: film theory is crap
2003.09.15: inside purses
2003.09.14: talk like a pirate day
2003.09.14: testicle theater
2003.09.14: The Cruise: B+
2003.09.12: r.i.p. cash and ritter
2003.09.12: luciferous logolepsy
2003.09.12: nyc eats
2003.09.12: catch33
2003.09.10: riaa alienates customers
2003.09.08: answer to life, the universe, and everything
2003.09.08: is jeeves gay?
2003.09.08: babelizer
2003.09.06: 5 second rule
2003.09.06: being tupac shakur
2003.09.06: war ain’t cheap
2003.09.04: reference books
2003.09.04: venice film fest
2003.09.03: past futon sex
2003.09.03: uber etch-a-sketch
2003.09.03: how stuff’s made
2003.08.29: reference books
2003.08.29: complimentary currency
2003.08.28: fetosoap
2003.08.28: monopoly cards
2003.08.28: santa’s dead
2003.08.28: nyc drivers license
2003.08.27: The Battle of Shaker Heights: C-
2003.08.27: tissue minimalism
2003.08.27: jump the shark
2003.08.24: Hollywood Ending: C
2003.08.24: good news
2003.08.23: house gymnastics
2003.08.23: 40 oz. archive
2003.08.22: pickup line roadtest
2003.08.22: watergun museum
2003.08.22: under new york
2003.08.21: Thirteen: B
2003.08.21: marry my daughter
2003.08.21: naked sushi
2003.08.21: time cube
2003.08.20: things we have learned
2003.08.20: American Splendor: A
2003.08.19: good news for jews
2003.08.19: lemmings
2003.08.19: Le Divorce: B-
2003.08.18: accents
2003.08.18: Open Range: B+
2003.08.18: google calculator
2003.08.17: earworms
2003.08.17: she has my vote
2003.08.17: phonecam blackout pics
2003.08.16: hotdog sculptures
2003.08.16: diversity is dead
2003.08.06: chihuahua gored
2003.08.06: nyc private clubs
2003.08.06: pro-level whistler
2003.08.06: national prayer day
2003.08.06: old radio shows
2003.08.05: music piracy
2003.08.05: multitasking fun
2003.08.05: no surrender
2003.08.04: illustrated acme catalog
2003.08.04: don’t touch the walls
2003.08.04: duckies at sea
2003.08.03: custom bling bling
2003.08.03: Mustard Museum
2003.08.02: ASCII Movies
2003.08.02: sucks for us assholes
2003.07.31: plastic balls
2003.07.31: friendster power games
2003.07.30: biz casual = healthy
2003.07.30: is bush gay?
2003.07.29: year of the pelvis
2003.07.29: read moby dick
2003.07.29: nyc = single women
2003.07.28: on being good
2003.07.28: sars doodle duel
2003.07.28: creationist science fair
2003.07.28: williamsburg is dead
2003.07.26: mark twain quotes
2003.07.26: best optical illusion ever
2003.07.26: fish game
2003.07.26: ex-boyfriend b-day poems
2003.07.25: pre-achievement celebs
2003.07.25: stuffing a trailblazer
2003.07.25: working for liz grubman
2003.07.25: get into guinness
2003.07.25: strange video game
2003.07.25: make tech money
2003.07.23: genetic algorithms
2003.07.23: freelancer’s diary
2003.07.23: red lobster in my ‘hood
2003.07.22: alcoholic spring water
2003.07.22: california secession
2003.07.22: public poopers in nyc
2003.07.22: hydrogen poor solution?
2003.07.22: eat a slice
2003.07.21: amazon vs google?
2003.07.21: atm fraud
2003.07.20: SF second to SJ?
2003.07.19: adult netflix
2003.07.19: game of life
2003.07.18: judging books by covers
2003.07.18: on-demand publishing
2003.07.18: soon-to-break scandal
2003.07.18: stupid is as stupid does
2003.07.17: girls are pretty
2003.07.16: my hobby pays off
2003.07.16: luxury camping
2003.07.16: olympics in nyc?
2003.07.16: subways remain rip-off
2003.07.16: sentenced to read
2003.07.15: future of car safety
2003.07.15: girls liars about sex
2003.07.15: big spendin’ bush
2003.07.15: new indie theater
2003.07.15: amputee wannabees
2003.07.14: jon stewart is my hero
2003.07.14: terrapin robin hood
2003.07.12: baby name popularity
2003.07.12: music and personality
2003.07.11: sad, shocking news
2003.07.11: irony, defined
2003.07.10: marriage tames men
2003.07.10: jet-set dating
2003.07.10: walk on the ceiling
2003.07.09: mario on the piano
2003.07.09: anagram machine
2003.07.09: backfire pictures
2003.07.08: creepy deep sea fish
2003.07.08: octodog
2003.07.08: keillor fiction
2003.07.07: a singe of god
2003.07.07: as seen on tv
2003.07.06: traffic simulation
2003.07.06: rip barry white
2003.07.06: matchstick rockets
2003.07.06: stop telemarketers
2003.07.02: chemist’s stain tips
2003.07.02: braille potter – 13 volumes
2003.06.30: champion air-guitarist
2003.06.30: hearn wedding
2003.06.29: porn addiction ecards
2003.06.28: pot safe for brains
2003.06.28: internet porn addiction
2003.06.27: prohibition hotties
2003.06.27: friendster passes paypal
2003.06.27: analyzing trl
2003.06.27: trace coke on euros
2003.06.27: hamptons gone wild
2003.06.25: politics & booty
2003.06.25: the right to boogie
2003.06.25: helpful correspondence
2003.06.19: physics of steak
2003.06.19: boring3D
2003.06.19: abandoned subway stations
2003.06.17: oed updates
2003.06.17: urban exploration
2003.06.17: americans are idiots
2003.06.17: issues for young jews
2003.06.16: porn school
2003.06.16: controversial psa
2003.06.16: abridged scipts
2003.06.15: on new york living
2003.06.14: miniature jews
2003.06.13: extreme ironing
2003.06.13: house gymnastics
2003.06.13: our president
2003.06.13: nigerian email conference
2003.06.12: cat costumes
2003.06.12: broken saints
2003.06.11: atlas shrugged 2
2003.06.11: springer for senate?
2003.06.11: the crisis in pubic hair
2003.06.11: vonage voice over ip
2003.06.10: ny restaurant week
2003.06.09: apple to buy napster?
2003.06.09: anonymous travel rights
2003.06.09: following the chaps man
2003.06.08: plus-size beach resort
2003.06.08: the biniki butt bra
2003.06.06: finding nemo is fiction!
2003.06.06: chicken catcher
2003.06.05: eighties ending
2003.06.05: offensive shirts
2003.06.05: schoolyard fun
2003.06.04: hand vaginas
2003.06.04: gay reality tv
2003.06.04: white trash clothing
2003.06.04: itunes goes indie
2003.06.03: credit card signatures
2003.06.03: mess with your neighbors
2003.06.02: neo-nazi movie reviews
2003.06.02: gecko tape
2003.06.02: out-wunderkinded
2003.06.02: ny phil moves to carnegie
2003.06.01: domestic squalor
2003.06.01: oddly, I was once offered this type of job
2003.06.01: sour puss
2003.06.01: the high cost of tax cuts
2003.05.31: daikon odori
2003.05.31: bad cyber
2003.05.31: explodingdog
Salmagundi: 1. a mixed salad dish of cooked meats, eggs, beetroot, etc., popular in 18th-century England. 2. a miscellany; potpourri; odds and ends.
today’s photo
Part of me wants to become massively obese just so I can wear that t-shirt.