Escaping the thunderstorms and humidity, I’m off to California for a week of tech-dork consulting, meeting with animation firms for a possible upcoming Cyan film, and (most importantly) honing my trumpet skills at the Stanford Jazz Workshop.

Posts, I realize, have been a bit sparse of late, but I’m trying to get back to a daily schedule. Also, as things are gearing up for a Cyan documentary that starts shooting next week in Israel (yes, kids, I’m racking up the frequent-flyer miles like a pro), I should also be writing regularly in my movie mogul alter-ego at www.cyanpictures.com.

Over the past few years, I’ve been spending an increasing percentage of my time on the road – a trend that looks likely to continue, as, just in the next month, I’m slated to head out to Washington (D.C.), San Francisco, Israel and Bermuda. (Rough, I know.)

Through all my traveling thus far, I’ve made a few discoveries. The first, that I don’t need that much ‘stuff’ to be happy, is immensely pleasing in a Walden-esque sort of way. Living out of suitcases, I find I rarely miss the things I’ve left behind. Which has inspired me, already a ruthless reducer of possessions, to further clean out my closets.

Another thing I’ve noticed, however, is that trips of different lengths seem to have different feels to them. For vacations, very short trips (three to five days) seem to work best for me. After that, any additional relaxation I gain from pulling myself out of real life accrues increasingly slowly with each added day – a textbook case of diminishing returns. Worse, I start to find that all of the work I managed to push completely out of my head for the first few days begins to creep back in, preventing me from fully enjoying my escape.

As a result, I’ve realized I’m better breaking two weeks of yearly vacation into three or four shorter trips, spread through the year. Each one, then, is just long enough for me to pull myself completely out of my fast-paced life, and comes frequently enough that I rarely have to go for extended stretches without an upcoming escape in sight.

Five days, I’ve found, is also long enough to do the tourist thing in a city I’ve never before visited – long enough to see the sites, wander through a few museums, browse thorough kitschy knick-knacks I fortunately never purchase. Even doubling that to ten days, I’ve found, makes very little difference. Sure, I get to see a few more sights, perhaps wander more slowly through the museums. But, by the end, I still feel like a tourist – with a vague sense of the city, perhaps, but certainly not like I really know it.

At the one month, mark, however, I’ve found that I start to feel like I really own a city – I have a sense of the neighborhoods, have found a few off-the-beaten-path secret spots, get some sort of feel for the city as a whole. It’s a completely different feeling from the touristy shorter trips, and I find that when I return to a city I’ve lived in – even lived in for just a one month stretch – it feels slightly more like a homecoming than an outbound visit.

I really like that homecoming feeling, and, as I’m lucky enough have jobs (both on the film and tech sides) that can be done pretty much anywhere, it’s something I’ve recently resolved to experience more often. So, along with my business trips, along with my frequent short vacations, I’ll also be trying to take a month a year to live and work someplace I’ve never lived and worked before. With Manhattan rents so ridiculously high, I suspect I can sublet my apartment, and use the income to cover not only rent in another city, but even the cost of a flight to get there.

I can’t relocate for a month immediately, as I’ll be all over the place for the next three (mostly related to two tech consulting gigs and a documentary we’re getting ready to shoot in Israel and Europe). But my schedule should calm down by November, and I’m hoping to use that eye in the work storm to test out the one month move plan. So, after that exceedingly long-winded introduction, I should now admit that the entire point of this post is to ask for help in determining exactly where I should relocate.

Currently, at the top of my list are Vancouver, the French Quarter of New Orleans, and possibly Paris. My roommate James is lobbying hard for Asheville, NC (‘the Paris of the South’). But it’s still pretty much up in the air. So, if you have ideas, throw ’em in the fray (ideally with some explanation of why I should choose that locale). If you convince me, I’ll even break from tradition, finally buying one of those kitschy knick-knacks to send back as thanks.

-The students at the University of Denver take working out very, very seriously. It seems to be the campus religion. Consequently, the main topic of discussion on campus is currently: guys shaving their chests – still Abercrombie cool or sooo 2003?
-Second to working out appears to be cars. To DU students, what you drive and how much you’ve tweaked your rig are incredibly central aspects of who you are. DU students drive everywhere – I’ve seen students who live a few blocks off campus drive to class, parking their cars further from the classroom then they would have been had they just walked from home.
-Still, as drunk driving can be hazardous to your vehicle, the students are willing to walk to bars. Or, rather, bar, as there appears to be only one immediately adjacent to campus. The Border, a quintessential over-packed collegiate dive bar, is inevitably the final evening stop, no matter where else people have gone that evening, nor how drunkenly they’re forced to stagger down the street to get there. Once they arrive, however, my brother and his friends immediately fall into Border ritual: swaying unsteadily in the long line outside, complaining bitterly about the $2 cover, elbowing their way to the bar for a watery Red Bull and vodka, making one or two laps around the bar (stopping occasionally to hug girls whose names they’re no longer sure of), then proclaiming the completely packed scene “totally broke”, and heading home no more than twenty minutes after they came in the door.
-I am exceedingly dubious of sushi in landlocked states.

Finally back East, after several weeks on the West Coast – a bit of that in LA, though most up in San Francisco. The trip was the longest stretch I’d spent in the Bay Area in several years, and refreshed for me a number of lessons blunted by the seven years spent living on the other side of the country. To wit:

1. While San Francisco thinks it has a public transportation, in reality, the BART, Metro and bus systems are merely sufficient to mock you with their inadequacy.

2. As a result, everyone drives. Yet, somehow, there are literally and absolutely no available parking spaces in the entire city. The few overpriced garages that do exist are guaranteed to be no fewer than ten or fifteen blocks from whichever bar you were hoping to attend.

3. Gay men love me. In the explanatory words of one drunk San Franciscan who spent the night hitting on me (including, at one point, while standing at the adjacent urinal in the bathroom, walking over to show me he was pierced): “The only thing gay guys like more than a cute gay guy is a cute straight guy who looks like he might be willing to experiment.” Thanks, I think.

4. Most women actually look much better when not caked under a layer of makeup and squeezed into black pants and a tube top.

5. My trusty Timbuk2 bag is neither as cool nor as unique as living in New York might lead one to believe.

6. San Francisco is, despite the constant whining of its residents to the contrary, cheap. At several bars, I was able to buy three beers with a $10 and still have enough change for a generous tip. In at least half the bars in New York City, that $10 wouldn’t buy you the first pint.

7. In San Francisco, irony isn’t dead; it simply seems to have never caught on in the first place. God bless you, lack of trucker hats!

8. People… talk… much… slower. Case in point: At a business presentation I gave to a group of investors, the moderator announced that I was nearly out of time. “That’s fine,” I joked, “I’ll just talk quicker.” “God help us,” heckled someone in the audience.

I’m up in Vermont for two nights, having been flown in as a guest speaker by Middlebury College’s film department. The school has kindly booked me into the Inn on the Green, a quaint bed and breakfast overlooking the town. Outside my window, a light snow is falling on a foliage tableau so picturesque as to be nearly painful.

Wrapped in a comforter, lying across the bed, tapping away at my laptop to finish the day’s work, I catch myself repeatedly looking up, marveling at the beauty of the autumnal scene outside my window, at the enveloping stillness of this little river town, at the stars, bright and clear above, that seem to have aligned over my apparently rather charmed life.

Posting may be sporadic between now and next Tuesday, as I’ll be bouncing around LA with uncertain housing plans and even less certain web access until then. (Today’s screed, for example, comes courtesy of the fine residents of 423 Seward who have unwittingly lent their living room wi-fi to the back seat of my freshly rented neon blue Ford Focus, parked directly out front. God bless you NetStumbler.) Between now and my arrival up in San Francisco, I’ll be wedging in way too many brunches, lunches, dinners, coffees, meetings and drinks with LA-based friends, colleagues, potential collaborators, etc., etc.

And, of course, I’ll be partying like a rockstar. Sleep is for pansies.

After my (relatively) extended stretch at home sweet home, I’m headed back on the road – first LA to check up on post-production for ILYW, then San Francisco for the inimitable Helen Jane‘s big day.

I’ve clearly been traveling too much when there’s actually something oddly comforting about packing.

I’ve spent the last few days in Denver, sleeping on my brother